March 2023

iromot:

locked tomb fans is this anything to you

den-gamle-kartograf:

canniefish:

😔🙏

#[heavy sigh] #unfortunately. tamsyn would love this.

(peer reviewed from @lady-harrowhark)

milliebobbyflay:

paired with their often intimate and violent subject matter, i find the incidental way tamsyn muir frames women and their bodies throughout the locked tomb series to be refreshing bordering on radical

consider harrowhark; in the first book we see her as gideon sees her. she’s a hideous ghoul with a flat ass and no tits, she’s a delicate sopping wet beauty with a sharp face and angel bow lips, she’s a triumphant and awe inspiring master necromancer screaming and fighting drenched in her own blood. the shape and condition of her body is allowed to take on meaning contextually based entirely on the situation and how gideon feels about their relationship in any given moment

she then spends the second book hobbling around with a sword twice her size, ripping apart her body to use as a weapon and passing out in her own vomit, struggling to eat and sleep – she and puts herself through absolute hell and never once thinks anything of it, and we’re made to mourn this not as the desecration of a beautiful woman but as a manifestation of a human being’s despair and self loathing, and we see this specifically contrasted against the care gideon tries to take when inhabiting her body during the last act

it’s jarring, in nona, when we’re suddenly made aware that her body could be perceived or valued as a commodity, when pyrrha is assumed to be nona’s pimp. it feels strange and horrifying when we learn alecto’s form was modeled for a doll, learn that she was given a woman’s body as a display of ownership, an alternative to being consumed, and as we’re processing this we watch gideon, paul, and ianthe, immediately setting aside their conflict in a desperate scramble to preserve harrow’s body for no reason other than because it is harrow’s and they love her

feminist fiction often focuses on women’s relationship to a body which is valued more than the person within it – and that is a worthy experience to explore – but as a transsexual butch(ish) dyke, i have never really had the privilege of seeing my body as a precious commodity, never felt like it couldn’t or shouldn’t be a sight of violence and disgust, and as a result the locked tomb books have made me feel seen in a way that few other works of fiction have?

we as an audience are not made aware of how attractive any character would be outside of the context of our lesbian POV characters’ perspectives, their relationship to patriarchal beauty standards is an utterly irrelevant detail we’re never told and only occasionally glimpse through implication. the women in the locked tomb books are simply free to exist, to have experiences and feelings, to love and hate and grieve and suffer and die like anybody else, and to have those experiences reflected in their physical vessels

it’s a perspective that’s so fundamental and obvious that to praise muir for it for it feels almost patronizing, but i also think it’s a huge part of what’s made the series so resonant for so many queer women and i feel that that’s worthy of highlighting and celebrating

logicbutton:

what do I want to be when I grow up? well, my friend is going to become the head of our planet to impress a girl and I’m going to become an unstoppable killing machine in his service. if that doesn’t pan out, I might work in a cubicle.

zenosanalytic:

sophelstien:

i do genuinely feel that actually no one is doing the dishes on the mithraeum. like the most possible one is actually john in my opinion, he’s like “i do the dishes in my leftist commune!!!” and then when he is done goes and sends some emails ordering drone strikes

#and he wants to be just one of the guys doing the dishes#but also desperately wants everyone to acknowledge that he is god doing the dishes (via @clonerightsagenda)

nematode7:

omg….. hiiii Alecto 🥰

my roommate who i infodumped to made these tlt drawings and they’re perfect. like they got it in one. everybody look at them

abicmo:

yes, forever, yes

🌟print here🌟

I see the Franziska propaganda and consider it my sacred duty to say some words about Judith.

Judith Deuteros is known in the fandom for consistently having the worst time out of all the trauma everyone goes through. Bestie got grievously injured in book 1 and hasn't even managed to heal in the 1.5 years since. She got rejected one (1) time and is now so repressed that when her crush of 12 years asked her out she said "thanks for offering, but not in this life or any other". She compiled Intel files about all her potential competitors to be prepared but she was just wrong about 90% of what she wrote. Someone once glued her teeth together. Coronabeth pantsed her when they were kids. She got possessed by a planet. Only one living person cares about her. She deserves this.

:

I’m sorry what the fuck is the locked tomb about

don’t you tell me I didn’t warn you

wrishwrosh:

palamedes: nona cant die because i owe her body money

scholarhect:

screenshot from google that says "Nona the Ninth Originally published: September 13, 2022"ALT
screenshot from google that says "6 months ago from today was Tuesday September 13, 2022." and then shows a link to a page titled "What was the date 6 months ago? - ExactlyWhatIsTime.com"ALT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NONA!!!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎁🎁🎈🎊🎉🎂🎂🎂💞💞💞

theriverbeyond:

an edited "they dont know" meme of the guy standing at a party.   pyrrha dve in Gideon the first's body stands in the corner with badly drawn sunglasses thinking "they dont know im not pyrrha"   john, mercymorn, and augustine are badly drawn in the right corner, mercymorn has a speech bubble that says "you let us think there had to be a one way energy transfer... but nobody had to die... alfred pyrrha titania valancy nigella samael loveday cristabel... you watched us kill our cavaliers and bodofy had to die!!!"  gideon-in-harrow and ianthe are badly drawn in the lower left

jame7t:

WORST TROPES:

BEST TROPES:

rosenkranz-does-things:

digital art of Nona from the locked tomb series. she's a brown skinned young woman with golden eyes and long, dark braids covered in blood. she's running forward with a furious expression, brandishing a piece of metal in her right hand. there are shackles with snapped chains on her wrists. she's wearing a t-shirt with a cartoon hamburger, a dust jacket, jeans and brown boots. there are pools of blood on the floor.ALT

Nona’s third tantrum

astrangehorse:

Which TLT quote makes you go the most feral?

“Gideon the Ninth, first flower of my House (…)”

Harrowhark, I gave you my whole life and you didn’t even want it.

“Go loud.”

WHEN I AM IN HEAVEN I WILL REMEMBER YOUR MOUTH (…)

How much more can we take until you and me achieve omniscience?”

“One flesh, one end.”

“You are my only friend. I am undone without you.”

“Life is too short and love is too long.”

“You can’t take loved away.”

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puffywiz:

Ortus posting hours

griddle-cakes-deactivated202406:

John Gaius, changing his daughter’s name and sticking her in a white suit to match Ianthe: I’ve yassified her to maintain anonymity

near-dareis-mai:

Vote for the funniest Mercymorn quote

“I will not help you to make hyperpotamus travel happen, (…) my lord.”

the legendary acid pit rant

“I really ought to have an ulcer by now. Maybe I should give myself one.”

“But this is insane! She’s only nine years old!”

“It’s a Resurrection Beast, honey! Thank you! Next!!”

“She can’t be using theorems (…) JOHN, STOP HER, SHE’S USING THEOREMS!!”

“You’re on amphetamines. You’re on coke. You’re on amphetamines and coke.”

“I HATED the sexy parties.” “We know, Joy. We know.”

“Children as fists! Infants as gestures! Yuck! Pfaugh!”

“I am not asking for feudal submission; I am asking for understanding!”

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anaeolist:

harrow nova au is so fucking hot

gideonpyrrha:

first base is inviting her all your birthday parties. second base is asking her to eat your soul

crispinkiss:

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

msquitogenocide:

The night after the duel 🍺

thelockedtombstuff:

Gideon the Ninth, act one, Chapter 09

Gideon wakes up in her first morning at Canaan House and of course Harrow left instructions!

Im storyboarding GtN as I read along for fun, and to stretch my storyboarding muscles a bit, so have a very first draft! Im also working on chepter 6, but its so very rough I dont feel like posting it yet.

pygmypouter:

my heart’s own