2023-04-20 8:19:27 ¶ ●

today at work an old man walked right up to me and said “hi! gideon” and I had a moment of absolute insanity where I thought he was about to tell me something about lesbian jesus herself, gideon nav of locked tomb fame. you have to understand that for a split second I thought he had just looked at me and read my mind. I thought he looked through my skull, saw gideon nav living there rent-free and decide to comment on it. so you’ll excuse the fact that I froze in abject fear like a long-time tumblr user confronted with a complimentary pair of shoelaces. anyway he gave me kind of a weird look and at that point I recovered enough to realize that he was simply telling me HIS OWN NAME. so. I have some unique problems I think