2023-05-05 19:10:24 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

midnightcrows:

> Commander Wake Me Up Inside

2023-05-07 5:16:39 ¶ ● ⬈

feverdreamdrifting:

> Imagine a book where all the dialogue is popular tumblr textposts

why the fuck did thirteen year old me say this. lol. lmao.

2023-05-12 10:05:56 ¶ ●

my problem is that while I was reading gideon the ninth in my head silas octakiseron was like an 80 year old very frail man with a white ponytail and now that I know he was supposed to be 16 I still can’t see him any differently

2023-05-12 19:50:47 ¶ ●

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fav house aesthetic?

SIXTH HOUSE give it up for the sixth house. there’s nothing I love more than a kickass librarian who only wears monochrome colours. I too want to live on Planet Research. also the fact that it’s apparently not a very big planet and yet they’ve got a mysterious study that’s been sealed for years (as seen in the mysterious study of doctor sex) baffles me. why are they sealing all these rooms for years just to investigate them later? anyway sixth house. they love bureaucracy they call their parents by name and title they once had to summon a man’s spirit back after he died just to ask him where his marking was (and btw it was in the zip-up compartment of his documents bag) they don’t use green flimsy because it uses more stamper ink. when their house was threatened they literally just flew the whole thing away. these are my people

2023-05-13 10:16:42 ¶ ●

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⚔️ and 🏰 for the ask game

thank youuuuu !!!

⚔️Fav Gt9 quote?

Well. I would be lying if I said it wasn’t this:

Seriously, I think about these literal wedding vows at least ten times a day. However, I do feel like this is cheating because this is mostly just an actual bible verse, so I submit also for your consideration:

Talk about an under-rated quote. This made me laugh out loud the first time I read it. Finally Gideon has realized that Harrow has a thing about keeping her safe! and this is the way she chooses to phrase it! It’s so absurd. Also the image that comes to mind when I read this is just so fucking funny. I wish I could draw so that I could make this image reality but alas, it lives only in my head.

🏰Fav house aesthetic?

Already answered here! Long story short: I’m a sucker for the Sixth House (aka Academia: The Planet).

2023-05-13 10:18:48 ¶ ●

don’t tell your mother! kiss one another! eat my soul forever! we’re cool for the summer!

2023-05-17 22:37:13 ¶ ●

me and my girl don’t argue I just let her eat my soul to fuel her god-like powers. like a man

2023-05-22 3:11:37 ¶ ●

# TLT Tumblr Simulator

MUTUAL 1: I love women who look like they’re dying of consumption

MUTUAL 2: why did harrow put that bread in a drawer? does she think drawers are where you store bread? was she worried about the open air getting to it? has she ever had bread before? had gideon ever had bread before?

MUTUAL 3: *homestuck posting on main in the year 2023*

MUTUALS 4 AND 5:

MUTUAL 6: if griddlehark doesn’t happen i am going to kill myself

MUTUAL 7: *talking about some tlt character you didn’t even know existed*

MUTUAL 8: I am so excited to read the next chapter of mutual 5’s fic!

MUTUAL 9: it’s about the bones… the rot…. the ambience….

MUTUAL 10: *this post contains filtered tags: #chussy*

MUTUAL 11: haha guys what else should I read now. surely there must be something else out there that can fill the tlt void… right?

MUTUAL 12: I want wet rat girl ianthe tridentarius to *****************