April 2023

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rorangina:

their argument post bone cocoon scene read like this to me

Keep reading

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1hellofacookie:

saw this on the bird app and, uh…

well yeah i had to

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the only acceptable form of long hair gideon is if she had a mullet and if it was for a bit

MULLET GIDEON oh my god you are absolutely correct. i think gideon would delight in having a mullet if it was for a bit and especially if the purpose of the bit was to annoy harrow

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julianscarcass:

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my inprnt upon request :)

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this Barbie is the earth

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this barbie is haunting one of god’s fists and gestures

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evilscientist3:

ofthefog:

mapsontheweb:

The Pacific Ocean is huge.

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

None Earth with South New Zealand

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And Jod said, “Let there be lesbians,” and there were lesbians. There was evening and there was morning, the first day.

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harrow is NOT a cool goth girl she is a religious weirdo hope this helps

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philippageorgiou:

barbie and oppenheimer maximising their joint slay 💖💖💖

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Your name is GIDEON. It is a PROTOTYPICALLY COLD day in DREARBURH. Your interests include LARGE SWORDS, DIRTY MAGAZINES, and TRYING TO ESCAPE THE NINTH HOUSE. You have just finished GETTING YOUR ASS BEAT by THE REVEREND DAUGHTER, who you DEFINITELY HATE. Now you’re back in your cell.

What will you do?

> Gideon: Get the depression.

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today at work an old man walked right up to me and said “hi! gideon” and I had a moment of absolute insanity where I thought he was about to tell me something about lesbian jesus herself, gideon nav of locked tomb fame. you have to understand that for a split second I thought he had just looked at me and read my mind. I thought he looked through my skull, saw gideon nav living there rent-free and decide to comment on it. so you’ll excuse the fact that I froze in abject fear like a long-time tumblr user confronted with a complimentary pair of shoelaces. anyway he gave me kind of a weird look and at that point I recovered enough to realize that he was simply telling me HIS OWN NAME. so. I have some unique problems I think

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alleycatboy:

the mother the daughter and the demonic spirit

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pyrrhadves-hole:

hey uhm your girlfriends not here sorry. yeah so thats her body but thats not her in it. she wanted to uhm “save the last dance” or something— we’re not really sure —so she thrust her soul into the ether sorry. so yeah nobody knows where she is sorry :/

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Do you ever just think about how gideon opened the tomb at the end of ntn and has now therefore fulfilled the intended purpose of her life

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oh btw I’ve been meaning to tell you that your sword is haunted

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one could write a medieval tlt au however it occurs to me that not much would change