i love coronabeth tridentarius. she’s tall, buffed, blonde, gorgeous, self obsessed, insufferable but the unreliable narrators make it seem otherwise, has big hair, big boobs and a sword, loves her sister, pretty girls and eating people, definitely was the worst roommate to camilla hect, wishes death upon anyone who doesn’t find her irresistible, had her name translated to crown him with many crowns and a whole meltdown because her sister didn’t devour her to become a godlike being, went as a (useless) plus one to a necromancy competition to stay close to her twin just to be separated from her at the end, is in love with a dying woman and had a terrible time coming in terms with that fact… i would let her eat me if she called me cute honestly