2023-01-03 3:19:48 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

ancientannoyance:

> ALT

> > “The Sixth learns sword-fighting out of a book?” said Jeannemary, horrified.

2023-01-03 19:51:09 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

wormsical:

> ✅ tortured by Voices

> ✅ cursed by god

> ✅ small waist

> ✅ criminal record

> ✅ died once

> Diagnosis: babygirl

2023-01-04 17:40:32 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

soapoey:

> *clearly covered in blood and guts but trying to act normal* Ok. Maybe i did awaken my inner beast. So what. Fuck you guys

2023-01-14 19:20:31 ¶ ● ⬈

dabblingreturns:

> Harrowhark Nonagesimus is modern literatures’ strangest air b&b

2023-01-15 17:40:48 ¶ ● ⬈

catgirlmagneto:

> my favorite part of the barbie movie trailer was when margot robbie emerged from her tomb deep underground and said “this is how meat loves meat”

2023-01-16 19:20:31 ¶ ● ⬈

nav-ix:

> has this been done

2023-01-18 22:36:56 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

boyhaunt:

> he’s the worst man alive he’s the love of my life he’s covered in blood he’s weird about god and he’s a lot, he’s not perfect, but most importantly he’s bisexual

2023-01-19 19:30:21 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

ambassadorquark:

> at the beginning of the quarter this barbie doll showed up in my design prof’s classroom and he doesn’t know where it came from but one of his other classes crucified it(????) and when it somehow disappeared a week or so later people apparently lost their minds

2023-01-20 0:51:09 ¶ ● ⬈

memorycycle:

> i would cause a mass excincion

2023-01-20 2:20:37 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

adspexi:

> man you can really tell the locked tomb fandom’s composition by the utter lack of horny palamedes content. I respect this deeply and wouldn’t change it for the world but my guy is out there looking like a milo atlantis expy being pedantic yet kind and having arrestingly beautiful eyes and you can just tell the fanartists only want him inasmuch as they want to put him in a jar with some leaves and a twig. jod bless

2023-01-22 5:15:34 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

nic0draws:

> She’s literally never done anything wrong? Ever??

2023-01-22 16:58:05 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

jarlskona-evilyoyo:

> ‘Harrow wouldn’t know how to complement Gideon because she is a wet rat goblin’

> Wrong!!! Harrow spits out outrageously romantic compliments as soon as she lets herself not hate Gideon! The first compliment she says to Gideon is how good she is with her sword, the only thing Gideon might have enjoyed more than that is a compliment on her muscles!!

> Harrow is the one that said “I can’t conceive of a world without you in it” and Gideon is the one that responded to that super romantic line with “sure you can. It’s just less sexy.” She’s the awkward one! Don’t let her hotness fool you!!

2023-01-23 19:20:37 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

fairycosmos:

> it is what it is *throws up blood*

2023-01-24 23:52:37 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

kuroshika:

> no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.

2023-01-26 5:09:15 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

dateamonster:

> dateamonster:

> > dateamonster:

> > > dateamonster:

> > > > dateamonster:

> > > > > dateamonster:

> > > > > > final girl x girl who died offscreen but continues to haunt the narrative

> > > > > gothic sacrificial bride girl x fridged wife

> > > > girl transformed by monstrous adolescence x girl killed off by the narrative for having too much sex

> > > cute girl born to suffer as a symbol of the death of childhood innocence x girl who died and came back wrong

> > and most importantly!

> > girl who must kill to survive x girl who kills for fun

> ALT

2023-01-26 20:17:30 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

queerente:

> this just in: i am obsessed with unwell lesbians

2023-01-26 23:54:47 ¶ ● ⬈

## Ranking TLT Characters by How Much I’d Like to Smoke With Them

g1deonthen1nth:

> in another installment of “posts literally no one wants” i will be breaking down which tombies id wanna smoke with the most and why, ranked from least to most want to smoke with them. I am not doing Everyone bc that wd kill me to death. i thought so much harder ab this than i meant to godbless

> 14. the second house. why wd i wanna smoke with fucking cops? NEXT!!

> 13. the eighth. why wd i wanna smoke with a creepy priest and his creepy cousin or uncle or whatever i forgot bc i do NOT care ab them

> 12. alecto. i just dont think she wd be able to get high which wd make the whole thing very awkward

> 11. nona. cd probably get high bc its a human body but i think she wd get paranoid. however if she cd handle it i think she wd be fun

> 10. john. if i wanted to get high with a pathetic old man i wd call my dad

> 9. the fifth. i think they wd a bring a fun and cool vibe but also they have very strong parent energy and i hate being high around my parents

> 8. ianthe. she wd be all “ohh yeah i know how to smoke i LOVE doing drugs im cool” and then she wd start coughing. but i also cough a lot so this cannot impact her ranking very much. i also just think she wd be annoying but in a fun way. wd not share her weed

> 7. corona. same as yanthe but more likely to share her weed bc of her liberalization.

> 6. pal. philosophical high, kind of pretentious but i like him so i am kicking my feet and twirling my hair and telling him how smart he is. i never said it was an unbiased ranking. he wd invent a new religion

> 5. dulcinea. we barely know her however she has a stoner vibe to me i think she wd bring a fun lighthearted energy

> 4. pyrrah. used to be a cop and yall know where i stand on smoking with cops. HOWEVER that was 10,000 years ago i think she’d have a cool vibe. like a dad who smokes with u in shitty folding chairs in the backyard in summer yk like this is an afternoon high and its very chill

> 3. harrow. i just think it wd be very funny is all. i think she wd enter the stratosphere i think she wd be fried off one hit. i think she wd smoke a bowl on her own anyway to prove a point that does not exist and have an existential crisis.

> 2. cam. her ass wd roll the fattest, tightest joint. she cd hit a bong and not cough once. she is an icon. i cannot fathom how she wd act high. i wish i cd find out

> 1. gideon. honestly she just has the vibes of “my favorite guy at the smoke sesh” like she wd share her weed, she wd absolutely help u make a grav bong, and she wd be funny as hell. the one i can most easily imagine coming to the smoke sesh if she was real

2023-01-28 17:40:46 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

pygmypouter:

> girl worsties

2023-01-29 0:53:57 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

dusk-of-coomacile:

> girl on girl violence (sexual)

2023-01-29 19:20:41 ¶ ● ⬈

speculativefictions-deactivated:

> congratulation tamsyn muir for creating a complex magic system based on “theorems” without ever giving an example of a theorem. she went just as far as she needed to go and then said “i’m not doing this today”

2023-01-30 5:36:30 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

2023-01-30 17:40:39 ¶ ● ⬈

lenalarat:

> Tamsyn Muir was insane for ‘Life is too short and love is too long.’ like she really said I’m just going to make Camilla Hect sum up the essence of life and then move on

2023-01-31 3:28:44 ¶ ● ⬈

lutzlig:

> Katya (Goncharov) VS Mina Harker (Dracula) VS Gideon Nav (The Locked Tomb)

> Katya

> Mina

> Gideon

> See Results

2023-01-31 5:51:00 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

boyflesher-deactivated20230106:

> death will not do us part you stupid cunt

2023-01-31 6:10:27 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

devakitty:

> me and the bad bitch i pulled by being yucky disgusting