August 2022

ace-trainer-risu:

I truly believe that nona is alecto/the body for the very simple and vitally important reason that harrow and nona/alecto/the body will meet at some point and harrow will be like O immortal Body, I have kept troth with you these many long and darkling years, I have sworn my heart, worthless thing though it may be, to you, I cast my fragile and aching body at your feet (and etc etc)

and the Body will look at her with those ineffable golden eyes and open her imperfectly beautiful mouth and say, her own true voice ringing out in harrow’s ears for the very first time, “Hi! I like dogs, do you like dogs? I kissed you in the mirror once. Do you want to be best friends?”

And harrow will instantly be like Ohhh :/// I’m cured. I’m not in love with her anymore. where’s gideon. ianthe? anyone.

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imagine begging god to resurrect your dead girlfriend and he’s like “not only am i not gonna do that but also you have to come live on my swinger boat now”

tinytrainworld:

so funny to me how augustine and mercymorn were like “don’t worry guys. we have a plan to distract god. just wait for the signal, you’ll know it when you see it.” and the signal was to just start having a threesome with god on the dinner table right in front of harrow and ianthe

im-the-king-of-the-ocean:

Gideon Nav’s daddy reveal is what the whole Rey is Palpatine’s descendant thing in the Star Wars sequels wishes it could be