tiktok necromancer: “i’ve received a few concerns lately about where i get my materials from, so i just want to assure you all that i always make sure my human remains are ethically and responsibly sourced, and all reanimation i do is 100% consensual :)”
“UPDATE: so i’m sure you’ve all seen the callouts by now. okay, i admit it. i did rob a few graves and even kill some people to make the throne of bones in my living room, and the fingerbone crown i’m wearing right now. but i did all the intensive labor of desecrating burial sites and murdering civilians personally myself. and it’s not like they were using their bones! it’s eco friendly, like recycling! you’re all just haters because you’re jealous of my horrifyingly cool interior decor”
“FURTHER UPDATE: i may not have honor. i may not have integrity. i may not have morals. i may not even have brand deals or collabs lined up, thanks to the callout posts about me circulating across multiple social media platforms. but you know what i do have? an undead army. let’s see your ‘woke mob’ try to cancel my legion of skeletons.”