2021-08-09 20:41:49 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

lockedtombmemes:

> jillothewisp:

> > lockedtombmemes:

> > > # So here’s what my wife and I feel the Nine Houses sound like in our cursed American Accents AU.

> > > Second: Texas

> > > Third: Deep South (probably Georgia)

> > > Fourth: Chicago

> > > Fifth: Midwest (probably Minnesota)

> > > Sixth: New York (Bronx)

> > > Seventh: Posh New England

> > > Eighth: RP British, they refuse to sound like everyone else, gross

> > > And the Ninth?

> > > The Ninth have NO discernible regional accent. They all sound like news anchors. It freaks everyone out. When Harrow says “I pray the tomb is shut forever, I pray the rock is never rolled away”, it sounds like she’s reporting on the Dow Jones numbers.

> > “And now over to Griddle for Sports. Griddle?”

> > “WE DON’T HAVE ANY SPORTS! BACK TO YOU BABY!”

> “Coming up next we’ve got the weather, any chance we’ll get some relief from this bone-chilling weather, Harrow?”

> “No. Back to you.”