2021-09-03 5:24:32 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

lockedtombmemes:

> crazy-pages:

> > thelockedtomb:

> > > humanjeff:

> > > > scesisonomaton:

> > > > > motherfucker-somewhat-limited:

> > > > > > flurglhinge:

> > > > > > > motherfucker-somewhat-limited:

> > > > > > > > flurglhinge:

> > > > > > > > > motherfucker-somewhat-limited:

> > > > > > > > > > Gideon Nav, an intellect for the ages

> > > > > > > > > I mean, I had to look up ‘lahar’ …

> > > > > > > > Gideon has the vocab of an English major EXCEPT when it comes to necromancy

> > > > > > > omg, of course she does! There’s no way she’d give Harrow the satisfaction of acknowledging that she knows what she’s talking about. It’s like those guys who talk about ‘sportsball’ when you know for a fact they were first team rugby in high school.

> > > > > > Gideon: bone gunge

> > > > > > Harrow:

> > > > > Every time Gideon uses the correct name for a bone I’m like ‘I bet she hates that she knows that’

> > > > Gideon knows exactly what she’s doing:

> > > > She knows enough about skeletons and reanimation to see that the servants are incredibly well animated, but not quite enough to determine the truth (to be fair even Harrow wasn’t 100% certain). And she knows enough about necromantic theory to be able to teach it, even without the ability or talent or flaw or whatever is required to be able to actually use it.

> > > > PLUS! when they are fighting the construct, Harrow gives her the names of the bones to hit as they go through the sequence - and Gideon follows along perfectly… which means that Harrow is fully aware Gideon is just pretending not to know things in order to annoy her.

> > > Gideon Nav, the calculatedly trolling pseudo-himbo. Again and again, just when it seemed maximum sexy had been achieved…

> > She uses the word “lahar” in the same sentence as “hot bone gunge”, of course it’s on purpose.

> I mean, and Harrow was in her head while fighting the construct, which means she would’ve felt Gideon knowing exactly which bone to go for. No wonder she slipped up and complimented Gideon afterwards, she’d never been so hot in her life