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solomonara:

> solomonara:

> > ## Things Gideon calls Harrow

> > in Gideon the Ninth, in order of first incidence

> > - a hideous witch from hell
> > - a psychopath
> > - a butt-touched nun
> > - Nonagesiumus
> > - insane creep
> > - jackass
> > - bitch
> > - my sweet
> > - bucko
> > - Reverend Daughter
> > - gloom mistress
> > - penumbral lady
> > - night boss
> > - bone empress
> > - tenebrous overlord
> > - my lamentable queen
> > - Harrow
> > - numbnuts
> > - you asswipe
> > - assmunch
> > - my midnight hagette
> > - my crepuscular queen
> > - sunshine
> > - ignorant sack of eyeballs
> > - loser
> > - bozo
> > - dick
> > - sugarlips

> > Bonus: things not stated outright by Gideon but included in the narrative in a way that strongly suggests Gideon would have said them given the chance

> > - desiccated mummy of hate
> > - marchioness of bones
> > - a perfect penitent nunlet

> ## Things Harrow calls Gideon

> in Gideon the Ninth, in order of first incidence

> - Griddle
> - a disgusting little cuckoo
> - Nav
> - you recreant
> - idiot
> - illiterate peon
> - you tool
> - dolt
> - hog
> - an incredible swordswoman
> - a dreadful human being
> - moron
> - Gideon
> - dullard
> - imbecile
> - fool
> - nincompoop
> - my only friend
> - yellow-eyed moron
> - a weenie
> - first flower of my house
> - the greatest cavalier [the ninth] have ever produced
> - the best of all of us