thunderon:
txttletale:
thunderon:
i think 90% of harrow the ninth readers fall into one of three categories:
1. the people who figured out gideon was the narrator by the first 150 pages
2. the people who figured out gideon was the narrator right here:
3. the people who went “OOOOOH i get it now!” when gideon woke up in harrow’s body
i figured out it was the narrator here
because only gideon nav would make that joke. the reveal was the moment of triumph in my liveblog-to-my-gf adventure
so basically im the bbc sherlock of pussy eating jokes
mystery solved!
julianscarcass:
julianscarcass:
Harrowhark Nonagesimus is a disaster lesbian
wifegideonnav:
har. row. HARK DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO HARROWHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO HARROWKHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO HARROWHARK.
acerbaa:
you APOLOGIZE to Harrowhark Nonagesimus? You apologize to her like you CARE about her? Oh! Oh! Jail for Gideon! Jail for Gideon for One Thousand Years!
rancid-crows-deactivated2023081:
Gideon is the hands always warm girlfriend and Harrow is the hands always ice cold girlfriend.
babooshkart:
la belle dame sans merci for @emmalovesdilemmas
carys-the-ninth:
camilla-rekt:
Tamsyn called out her fandom during a Q&A and the fandom responded. x
Thoughts and prayers for Ianthe-fuckers. 😔🙏
my brother in christ you are the one who made her femme!Draco-in-leather-pants
nepenthean-sleep:
obsessed with the fact that there’s just inexplicably some dude named “kevin” in the new book in a series with characters named shit like “mercymorn” and “priamhark” and “awake remembrance of these valiant dead”
acerbaa:
You EAT peanuts in a cohort admiralty meeting? You EAT peanuts in a cohort admiralty meeting and say “what would I know, I’m only God?” Oh! Oh! Acid jail for John! Acid jail for John for One Thousand Years!
fanficmemes:
What if we spent our whole lives hating each other 😳 and then god asked us to participate in a death match 😌💀 and you sacrificed yourself to save me 😩 😭😔 and after I became the right hand of god ✨👿👻 I gave myself a lobotomy 🤖 because I loved you so deeply that all I could feel was pain and grief at the thought of you being dead 🤕 and we were both girls 😳💕😳
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
love this. you get bored so you just start eating some guy
gideonisms:
gideonisms:
the whole point is that she shouldn’t have died like there are 15 huge signs within the story saying This Should Not Have Happened harrow erases it from her mind because she can’t bear that it happened she literally blots out the event it is so terrible! You can find gideon’s sacrificial love compelling without seeing at as a Good thing. Damn I don’t want to make soup out of my own marrow in real life either but it did kind of rule on page!
if u don’t come out of gtn a firm believer that the universe can and should die if it means gideon gets to live then idk man can’t relate
thunderon:
recentlylocal:
thunderon:
thunderon:
thunderon:
POV you are a street vendor selling sausages
here at thunderon.tumblr.com, your feedback is important to the op. changes have been made:
with the new nona content comes an updated meme
Given the excerpt though I’m pretty sure we need to change the person in the center to Pyrrha and the person on the right Camilla.
*sighs* alright fair
pyrrha trying to quit smoking is very difficult when it’s the apocalypse and her found family is:
1) girl who wants to save every animal she comes across
2) camilades “let’s save the world” sext
thunderon:
pyrrha says otherwise but she’s so down to be a mom. she chases wake around the mithraeum like “what the fuck happened to my baby” and then at the end of htn when she learns gideon isn’t her kid it’s johns she’s like. hmm. okay it’s step-mom time and then tries to save gideon from drowning anyways. and now shes out here playing house and braiding nona’s hair and trying to stop camilades from getting themselves killed and she’s griping about it the whole time like “this is my personal hell blah blah blah shouldve just hijacked a ship and gone to a farm blah blah blah”
..: but pyrrha babe, my sister in christ, nothing is keeping you here. you can leave anytime like you’re the one out here adopting every kid you can find and refusing to leave them after knowing them a whole few months. you fucking softie.
