So here’s what my wife and I feel the Nine Houses sound like in our cursed American Accents AU.
Second: Texas
Third: Deep South (probably Georgia)
Fourth: Chicago
Fifth: Midwest (probably Minnesota)
Sixth: New York (Bronx)
Seventh: Posh New England
Eighth: RP British, they refuse to sound like everyone else, gross
And the Ninth?
The Ninth have NO discernible regional accent. They all sound like news anchors. It freaks everyone out. When Harrow says “I pray the tomb is shut forever, I pray the rock is never rolled away”, it sounds like she’s reporting on the Dow Jones numbers.
“And now over to Griddle for Sports. Griddle?”
“WE DON’T HAVE ANY SPORTS! BACK TO YOU BABY!”
“Coming up next we’ve got the weather, any chance we’ll get some relief from this bone-chilling weather, Harrow?”
“No. Back to you.”