Alright so far Gideon the Ninth is extremely funny and charming
Alright so far Gideon the Ninth is extremely funny and charming
Alright so far Gideon the Ninth is extremely funny and charming
They stick fucking memes in there and I’m charmed against my will
I fucking love Gideon, this petty, insufferable, beefy, sweet, charming little shit
Well so far nobody has laughed at any of her jokes and I’m personally affronted
Fuck yeah we got a hug!!!!


I don’t think I’ll ever be over this…… Harrow you emotionally stunted little dumbass, you unparalleled idiot, all she’s ever wanted is a little bit of care, a bit of attention, maybe the illusion of agency, and she’s ready to pledge her undying devotion to you come on
Thank you I am Full of Feelings and I want to make all of you endure them with me!!!!!
I know I know!! I can’t believe this book exists and is written exactly in this ridiculous alternately super serious and unapologetically silly style so perfectly designed to appeal to me personally and there’s swords and so many bodyguard tropes and it’s gay and emotionally engaging and funny…. The fucking “studied the blade” meme?? In this moody gory scifi fantasy flick set probably hundreds of years in the future when the internet is but an ancient myth? So embarrassing. I’m mortified and in love
Yes!!! There’s nothing more charming than a character with some good contrasts. And she is such a gallant, glorious dickhead. And she’s so outwardly spiteful but like, she’s been genuinely mistreated all her life and her vengeful response is to fantasize about juvenile pranks she never acts on and then run off to save her nemesis’ life?? What an unbelievable gentle loser.
Honestly I hesitated too cuz generally the higher the concept, the messier the execution, and the less chance for the characters to have any sincerity which is a tradeoff I can’t accept. And especially with this comedic tone which is even harder to pull off. But this book sure does hoooly fuck!! I’m having a fucking ball with this book
"I’m mortified and in love" yes 100% same (also how I think Harrow feels but ya know.) I'll probably back off on sending anons now as I really don't want to accidentally spoil anything you haven't gotten to yet. Happy reading!
Thanks!! I’ll probably make another post next time this book makes me wanna punch a skeleton in joy and/or consternation
Harrow, you one woman greek tragedy, one hug was clearly not enough for you
Shut up immediately I’m already crying
Gideon strutting all over the place with her 500 kilogram hunk of self loathing and Harrow just had to come over and go “hold my beer”

Shut the fuck up you unbelievable dork
It’s too bad that the only person who laughed at Gideon’s jokes ended up being such an ass :/

Love it when girlfriends pick up each other’s mannerisms

Camilla being heroically efficient, Harrow defying the laws of physiology in order to be dying as dramatically as possible, Palamedes’ hypothetical ghost being vengefully informative, and Gideon being as obnoxious and protective as she possibly could are all such perfectly crystallized character moments
Entirely insufferable
Okay I’m done. Hmm. Hm. I can’t say that wasn’t pretty much inevitable, and probably not irreversible what with all the skeleton raising and ghost hunting and immortality and shit. But like…. I’m gonna miss her
A secretive, traumatized, affectatious, affection and touch starved, emotionally and socially challenged, extraordinarily brilliant drama queen who wholeheartedly believes it’s her responsibility and privilege to fix the fucking world by herself? No, doesn’t ring a bell

Another excellent Lena kin moment
Anyway I’m still extremely overstimulated over this terrible book and I can’t stop thinking about these terrible children