Things Gideon calls Harrow
in Gideon the Ninth, in order of first incidence
- a hideous witch from hell
- a psychopath
- a butt-touched nun
- Nonagesiumus
- insane creep
- jackass
- bitch
- my sweet
- bucko
- Reverend Daughter
- gloom mistress
- penumbral lady
- night boss
- bone empress
- tenebrous overlord
- my lamentable queen
- Harrow
- numbnuts
- you asswipe
- assmunch
- my midnight hagette
- my crepuscular queen
- sunshine
- ignorant sack of eyeballs
- loser
- bozo
- dick
- sugarlips
Bonus: things not stated outright by Gideon but included in the narrative in a way that strongly suggests Gideon would have said them given the chance
- desiccated mummy of hate
- marchioness of bones
- a perfect penitent nunlet
Things Harrow calls Gideon
in Gideon the Ninth, in order of first incidence
- Griddle
- a disgusting little cuckoo
- Nav
- you recreant
- idiot
- illiterate peon
- you tool
- dolt
- hog
- an incredible swordswoman
- a dreadful human being
- moron
- Gideon
- dullard
- imbecile
- fool
- nincompoop
- my only friend
- yellow-eyed moron
- a weenie
- first flower of my house
- the greatest cavalier [the ninth] have ever produced
- the best of all of us
im extremely devout but nobody can figure out what im worshipping
