headspace-hotel:
Good Qualities for Female Characters (trust me)
- buff
- dumb as rocks. not gullible or naive or airheaded like is usually the case with dumb female characters just give me ladies whose decision making is abysmal and whose ideas are as bad as they are awesome
- scars that aren’t sexy or hideous or that have some dark backstory they’re just there
- not that conventionally attractive and doesn’t actually do anything to her appearance but thinks she’s hot as fuck and is actually pretty correct
- curses like a sailor
- filled with rage
- eats everything. has the metabolism of 12 horses
- very talented or skilled but not insecure about talents in fact probably a little TOO confident about them
- just a little shit
- kind of unhinged mad scientist or wizard
- BIG. tall. Large
- always unkempt and covered in grime and dirt. has not washed socks in months. just a greasy piece of garbage
- always loud and taking up space. manspreads. snores. props feet up on table to lean back in chair and then falls backward and takes the tablecloth and everything on it with her, screaming
- chaos incarnate. causes problems on purpose and not in a cute way just thinks explosions and murder are fun
- impractically large weapon
- flirtatious but mostly flirts with people by punching them
- covered in sickass tattoos
- buff
- an expert in something that’s not particularly useful
- grey hair, still sexy
- loves spiders and creepy crawly things more than anything
- alcohol tolerance of a mule but still gets absolutely plastered and gets into bar fights
- just really, really, really weird
- pretty and spends time on her appearance but sometimes gets covered head to toe in blood and is fairly chill about it
- snarls and growls at things
- scientist that gets really excited over slime molds or something like that
- did I mention buff
- middle aged, has seen it all, sick of your shit
- fat and chubby and not for tiddies reasons
- enjoys affectionate brawling (especially with other female characters who also enjoy affectionate brawling)
- motorcycle
- will fight everything including god
- lowkey stumbled out of the woods not knowing how to wipe her ass. will bite you if you look at her funny
- edgy but not attractive. no sexy brooding she just sulks over the city looking like shit