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um, The Locked Tomb series IS actually a wish-fulfillment fantasy read.

For instance, it fulfills the wishes of:

  1. Have really big sword
  2. Spooky, scary skeletons
  3. Wear cool sunglasses
  4. Gold-capped tooth, but for your entire arm
  5. Your internal monologue being actually funny
  6. Your friend, Sex Pal
  7. There are only two jobs: sword bastard and necromancy bitch
  8. Ugly! People! Rights! (there’s like, One “pretty” person left alive at this point lol)
  9. No homophobia, but like, other shit is going on I guess
  10. Opportunity to Kill God