isbeeshy:

Hey remember that interview where tazmuir said nona’s main concerns were things like “How do you cope when the biggest jerk in the universe … turns out to be your secret crush’s out-of-town cousin?!?!”

I spent the whole fucking book trying to figure out who she was talking about and thought maybe the secret crush was cam after all and the biggest jerk was Naberious body that turned out to be ocupied by Palamedes

BUT NO. TURNS OUT. THE CRUSH IS OUR LADY OF THE PASSION. FREAKING PASH. WHO TURNS OUT TO BE WAKE’S NIECE. WHICH IN TURN MEANS THAT SHES GIDEON’S COUSIN. SO GIDEON IS THE BIGGEST JERK IN THE UNIVERSE THAT TURNED OUT TO BE NONA’S SECRET CRUSH’S OUT OF TOWN COUSING.

Goddamit tazmuir