thebestpigeon:

liesmyth:

yes yes “Ianthe thinks she’s the main character” this, “she thinks it’s a romcom” that, but I’d actually unironically Would read The Tridentarius Cut of tlt. imagine it.

it’s called The Prince Ascendant or something in that vein. gripping political space opera with a dash of romance to make you swoon and some smut and blood to spice it up. the cover is Ianthe holding her rapier in one hand, Babs’s half-chewed heart in the other. the blurb says “she could eat you alive and you WILL say thank you”. Ianthe autographs all copies whether you want it or not

Jod: Ianthe why did I get an email saying it is now galactic law to own and study “The Prince Ascendant”

Ianthe: My lord I am simply invested in the peons having a solid grasp of what goes on at the top of the ziggurat. I find transparency is very important for any government

Jod: I just think its weird to make people read your fanfiction

Ianthe: Its not fanfiction! It was fact checked by an independent arbiter!

Kiriona: yeah i added in, like, way more tits