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nercynorning:

nercynorning:

Harrow the Ninth Characters as NYT Minus Context Tweets

Harrow:

wet and grief-drunkALT

Mercymorn:

I've already grown a goiter at this drudgeryALT

Augustine:

try to stay cynical and slightly distantALT

G1deon:

the old-fashioned way: by stabbingALT

John Gauis:

total human extinction as a more-or-less happy endingALT

The Body:

dream girl: the avenging goddess, destroyer of menALT

Ianthe:

I can't be held responsible for every dreadful remark that escapes my mouthALT

Commander Wake:

"hugely ambitious" and in "a state of permanent fury"ALT

River Bubble Crew:

the dead have feelings, tooALT

The OG Lyctors:

divine pervertsALT

Gideon Nav:

Jesus, hilariousALT

Pyrrha:

actually, your momALT

Everyone:

not "likeable" in the traditional senseALT

Bonus Mercymorn:

I'm going to send you back to kindergartenALT
very funny - NOTALT