Helga Sinclair, from Atlantis: her. She. She’s strong and blonde. Yet another woman who would scoff at me. She would kick me off a bridge. I think she was the first character whose boobs I oogled.

Harrowhark Nonagesimus, from The Locked Tomb: pathetic. Lives life as if she is thoroughly bitchless, despite pulling all the bitches without even trying. Tragic. Just wants her griddle back and also vengeance against god I think. Deeply swagless. She would smell so bad. She is 5 feet of pure disaster and she is so good at it.

Love these bitches.