Hot Guest Lecturer I Had For One Class, from Real Life: just the prettiest woman ever. She was definitely twice my age but I think it’s fine to admire people who are older than you. If I would’ve carried her children if she had asked me to. She designed a sculpture for the middle part of a roundabout (we have things in the middle of our roundabouts here). So cool. Looked like she was this🤏 close to leaving the lecture hall; that’s how done with us she looked. I don’t even remember her name but wow.

Harrowhark Nonagesimus, from The Locked Tomb: pathetic. Lives life as if she is thoroughly bitchless, despite pulling all the bitches without even trying. Tragic. Just wants her griddle back and also vengeance against god I think. Deeply swagless. She would smell so bad. She is 5 feet of pure disaster and she is so good at it.