Fiona Pitch, from The Simon Snow Series: she’s a criminal. She’s a vampire hunter who dates vampires. She’s a mediocre aunt but she’s doing her best. I love her your honor.

Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back To Reality Oops There Gies Gravity, from The Locked Tomb: worst mom ever. She isn’t even a mom, she just gave birth so she could kill the baby (but she didn’t!). Was in a fucked up love/hate polycule with two people sharing a body. She tried to kill god. She was part of a jizz heist.