Harrowhark Nonagesimus, from The Locked Tomb: pathetic. Lives life as if she is thoroughly bitchless, despite being the most bitched person in the entire series. Tragic, just wants her griddle back and also vengeance against god. Deeply swagless, would smell so bad. She is five feet of pure disaster and she is so good at it.

Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back To Reality Oops There Gies Gravity, from The Locked Tomb: worst mom ever. She isn’t even a mom, she just gave birth so she could kill the baby (but she didn’t!). Was in a fucked up love/hate polycule with two people sharing a body. She tried to kill god. She was part of a jizz heist.

In-law fight,