Harrowhark Nonagesimus, from The Locked Tomb: pathetic. Lives life as if she is thoroughly bitchless, despite being the most bitched person in the entire series. Tragic, just wants her griddle back and also vengeance against god. Deeply swagless, would smell so bad. She is five feet of pure disaster and she is so good at it.

Gideon Nav, from The Locked Tomb: she’s my girl. Period. Would throw me over her shoulder and I would happily let her. She wants so desperately to belong. She has the worst fucking parents. Jesus figure. Is bitchless (as far as she knows)

After many moons apart, bitched and bitchless face each other in the last round of my gay poll.

Godspeed, girls. Godspeed.