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> 10 crazy locked tomb things, a list compiled entirely on the drive home from the grocery store and containing spoilers for the whole series so far

> 1. tamsyn muir inventing i am become death destroyer of worlds barbie before i am become death destroyer of worlds barbie was cool
> 2. when the book you thought was written in second person had actually been in first person the entire time
> 3. when they finally kiss after almost three books but one of them is dead but kind of alive sort of but only parts of her or something i’m not really sure and the other one’s body is being inhabited by the soul of the monster that was created when god destroyed the earth who currently has amnesia and thinks she’s six months old and likes eating erasers. and they’re both girls.
> 4. entire horror/sci fi book narrated by a six month old who likes eating erasers
> 5. some goth teenager feeding god and a bunch of 10,000 year old saints soup made out of her own bone marrow
> 6. guy who exploded is alive kind of but sharing his best friend/bodyguard/second cousin/soulmate/unclear what else’s body with her and theyre slowly killing each other and they can communicate with and interact directly with everyone around them except each other and muir has the nerve to say that even after all that you still havent begun to see the horrors of love
> 7. when the murderer at the locked room murder mystery party was actually none of them but a secret 18th thing.
> 8. coffee shop au in the middle of the climax of the second book
> 9. when youre crying bc of a t-shirt with a mustache joke on it
> 10. when there are nine planets, nine houses, nine lyctors, and nine resurrection beasts but none of these numbers correlate with each other