2023-05-24 22:22:38 ¶ ● ⬈

flowerslut:

> listen!!!!!! it would only make sense! and it has the POTENTIAL to even be semi canon!!! that alecto looks a little bit like rosalie hale. we know that twilight existed back in the day. he even compared his eyes to “edward cullen from that old twilight movie” after they changed. so sure, hollywood hair barbie. but I think the only thing funnier than alecto looking like an ill-proportioned barbie doll would be “this eldritch being who is the soul of a planet stuffed into a meat(?) sack looks like 21st century impossibly-attractive bitchy vampire rosalie hale” because john fucking WOULD

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