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scholarhect:

ok buckle up, this is a long one. palamedes sextus moodboard

Tweet by jack of lantern @pleas4nt: Inscrutable, you say? *easily scrutes it*ALT
tumblr post by pendulum-north: savior complex? actually I find it quite sim-proceeds to be trapped in the narrative forever and everALT
text: You're in his DMs I'm trying to explode him with my mindALT
tumblr post by lambily: I think it's funny when it's busy at Starbucks and the gay baristas get meanALT
tumblr post by hypotheticalpeople: girl who is 15 minutes longALT
tumblr post by hypotheticalpeople: boy whos like a microwave in some waysALT
tumblr post by fakecrimepodcast: i've been using your skinny boyfriend as a bookmark lately when you're gone and Um well I hate to tell you this but he fell out of my book at the library and I can't find himALT
tumblr post by thatonequeeraunt: His cunty behavior and odd eyes have captivated meALT
tumblr post by unheimlichemaneuver-deactivated: Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he's actually just wearing glasses. It's complicatedALT
meme consisting of scattered images and text. in the center is a photo of a man with the head cropped out, to show his outfit: a loose denim shirt with embroidered flowers, cuffed brown trousers, and black converse. smaller images are scattered around: a pair of round glasses, a brown backpack with books in it, a stack of vinyl records, a plant growing in water in a clear holder, black coffee, a black cat. the images are interspersed with text: “wants to travel the world”, “trying to learn french”, “knows a lot of random facts”, “collects records”, “has lots of house plants”, “can’t cook”, “always hugs you from behind”, “loves coffee”, “taller than you”, “gentle with animals”. a title at the top reads: “would you date him?” this image has been tweeted by Lewis @black earth1. A quote retweet (without visible author info) reads: I would torture this dude in a shipping container for up to a yearALT
partial screenshot of a tumblr post: has decided is the supreme masterpiece. bit tricky to keep up to date with swings of the pendulum of cultural criticism when you're temporarily marooned in a log cabin 2000 ft above sea level in the French alps for six months but go figure I guess go figureALT
tumblr post by cithaerons: a fun fact about me is that i died a while back but there was a glitch in the systemALT
bold text on pink background: if i die do not unfollow me because i will be back.ALT
tweet by ⛓️ everyone's idol bev! ♥️ @nocaulk: any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a wifeALT
tumblr post by 1percentcharge: If tumblr was my only source of news I would think "wow dating nowadays looks bleak seems like all the good men are falling into a bong and getting smoked or being spun into yarn"ALT
tweet by SimpleFlips @SimpleFlips: What if no one shot JFK and his head just did thatALT
tumblr post by freakoutgirl: dw if I die I will still haunt the narrativeALT
tweet by jay Dragon makes stuff @jdragsky: i hope when we die in each others arms, archeologist dont assume were best friends, but rather accidentally put our bones together wrong as a fucked up hoax animal that baffles and terrifies the public for decades to comeALT
tumblr post by anarcho-skamunist: Girls love when you convert their consciousness into data and then put them on a 500 MB USB stick and carry them around in your pocket. You can even put jpgs of ikea furniture in there and it's like a little apartment.ALT
tumblr post by leolaroot: watches a six minute long porn video frowning deeply chin resting on my hand occasionally going hmmmm or jotting down a note. video ends I sigh take off my glasses rub my face. well. what do you even want me to say? it was derivative - even an amateur like yourself must see that.would I call it art? of course I would. a grim reminder that art mustn't necessarily hold any value or vision.ALT
tumblr post by catboyaoi: as your doctor and ur boytoy,ALT
tweet with author info cropped out: First date idea we start a life togetherALT
tweet by Young Thug @youngthug: I hate when GIRLS dieALT
tumblr ask post: Anonymous said: White girl. Just explode / evilvillain123456789: [the response is completely blank]ALT
tiktok screenshot showing a student studying, with text: Getting sleepy 🥱 but I remember that i'm in an imaginary competition with my cousins to be the most successful GrandchildALT
screenshot of a tweet with text above it. the text above the tweet reads: Remove Tweet Tweet 1 of 1 Violating our rules against abuse and harassment. You may not engage in the targeted harassment of someone, or incite other people to do so. This includes wishing or hoping that someone experiences physical harm. the tweet is by branson 🦢reese @bransonreese, and reads: [redacted text that appears to be two usernames] If you ever speak to me again I'll drive a car towards you at 120mph and crash into you in a way that will leave you completely unharmed but will scatter pieces of me for hundreds of yards.ALT