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> JOHN GAIUS? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JOHN GAIUS GOD DAMN FOOL CORPSE COLLECTING PEANUT EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT NECROWHORE PRIME KINDLY CLOWN OF THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN GOTH MOTHERFUCKING JOHN GAIUS. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JOHN GAIUS I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP CONSTRUCTS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE A REVENANT IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME. if i wanted to get into the river beyond and god said ‘i’m waiting inside’ i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. if i have to deal with john gaius speaking one word in person to alecto in the next audiobook not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to reread the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects lyctors but i am just mad because i am angy. he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of warhammer 40k and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had a cavalier make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him. paypal.com/IFuckingHateJohnGaius. chapters not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his lyctoral lab and I lost it. where the fuck is john gaius if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt. crusty old man. ill punch john and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final necromantic theorem he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when john died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone. everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true jesus metaphors