2023-10-20 23:26:12 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

carys-the-ninth:

> gideonisms:

> > I do think ianthe and coronabeth would make millions running a multilevel marketing company that’s later completely discredited but by that time ianthe is faking a terminal illness and the news cycle has moved on. Later coronabeth gets famous for writing a dating advice book that largely echoes all other dating advice books but ianthe came up with a catchy slogan and coronabeth looks great on the cover so it becomes a bestseller

> Ok wait: Tridentarii Theranos AU. Ianthe is the brains of the operation–she knows fundamentally it’ll never work, but she’s keeping the balls in the air as long as she can, and the old white man investors eat out of Corona’s hands. When they finally have their backs up against the wall and are facing fraud and criminal negligence charges, Ianthe arranges to take the fall–but Corona confesses that she was in on it too in hopes they won’t be separated by prison