for modern aus i almost always give the lyctor crew the same jobs they had pre-resurrection but i just cannot let pyrrha stay a cop maam you are too sexy to stay a pig i understand and appreciate its role in the canon story but when its my au i gotta change her
I bet john has his tumblr account archived so he can look through his posts from when he used to do numbers in grad school on 0 hours of sleep and 5 monsters talking about dick
me and my girl don’t argue, she deludes me into thinking she is a terminally ill 26 year old while conspiring to destroy the Empire and kill all my friends and I walk it off like a man
yeah, well, me and my girl don’t argue, she deludes me into thinking she is a terminally ill 26 year old while conspiring to destroy the Empire and kill all my friends and I blow myself up like a man
yeah well. me and m̴͉̜̱͇͍̮͎̋̍̓̒̊͛̂͂͠͝ẏ̵̦͖̹̻͊̆͑̈́̓̃͊̌̅̉̕ ̶̨̡̣̲̭̈͆͆́͠g̴̳̜̜̘̥̬̬̝͉̘̠̱̜͇̣̍̊͊̇̓̌̑̏͊̃̕i̸̢̨͚̹͚̲̞̺̤͕͜͝ͅŕ̵̡̧͓͚̣̙̙̼̰͖̼̐l̵̛͖̇͗͆͆̅̇̾͗̿̏̌̿ORTUS don’t argue either. all I need to do is think about h̶̲̹͍̏́̾̾̈́̇͑̔̓̈̈́͜͝͠͝ẻ̸̡̧̘͗̅͋̀̋̈́̎̒͝ŗ̶͖̺̪̹̣̳͖͉͍̬̍̑ORTUS and then I get a nosebleed and pass out. like a man.