Though you often saw them pass in the hallway as if the other did not exist, you once spied a different encounter while safely ensconced in an alcove. They’d stopped in front of each other, with Mercy trying to pass left – Augustine made himself intangibly too much left to pass – Mercy trying to pass right – Augustine made himself intangibly too much right to pass – and Mercy saying, tightly:
AITA for leaving my (18F) girlfriend/enemy (17F) for a hot older girl (27F)?
Okay so for backstory she forced me to come with her to god’s haunted mansion as her indentured servant and she’s also made my entire life hell. But to be fair I did accidentally kill her parents when we were kids so that probably makes us even?
Anyways we got into a fight after I accused her of murdering the hot older girl’s bodyguard (he was dead already—don’t worry about it) and things kind of escalated from there. The full story is I was going through her wardrobe and—
male gaze this female gaze that John stuffed the Earth’s soul into fucking Hollywood Hair Barbie to have a pacifier he could objectify in perpetuity and Harrow took a single look at her mangled corpse and said, “i will actually NOT unalive myself today, just in case u ever wake up🧎🏻♀️💞…🥺👉🏻👈🏻”
I do think ianthe and coronabeth would make millions running a multilevel marketing company that’s later completely discredited but by that time ianthe is faking a terminal illness and the news cycle has moved on. Later coronabeth gets famous for writing a dating advice book that largely echoes all other dating advice books but ianthe came up with a catchy slogan and coronabeth looks great on the cover so it becomes a bestseller
Ok wait: Tridentarii Theranos AU. Ianthe is the brains of the operation–she knows fundamentally it’ll never work, but she’s keeping the balls in the air as long as she can, and the old white man investors eat out of Corona’s hands. When they finally have their backs up against the wall and are facing fraud and criminal negligence charges, Ianthe arranges to take the fall–but Corona confesses that she was in on it too in hopes they won’t be separated by prison