chuuyaphobic:

lady-harrowhark:

theriverbeyond:

me and my girl don’t argue, she deludes me into thinking she is a terminally ill 26 year old while conspiring to destroy the Empire and kill all my friends and I walk it off like a man

yeah, well, me and my girl don’t argue, she deludes me into thinking she is a terminally ill 26 year old while conspiring to destroy the Empire and kill all my friends and I blow myself up like a man

yeah well. me and m̴͉̜̱͇͍̮͎̋̍̓̒̊͛̂͂͠͝ẏ̵̦͖̹̻͊̆͑̈́̓̃͊̌̅̉̕ ̶̨̡̣̲̭̈͆͆́͠g̴̳̜̜̘̥̬̬̝͉̘̠̱̜͇̣̍̊͊̇̓̌̑̏͊̃̕i̸̢̨͚̹͚̲̞̺̤͕͜͝ͅŕ̵̡̧͓͚̣̙̙̼̰͖̼̐l̵̛͖̇͗͆͆̅̇̾͗̿̏̌̿ ORTUS don’t argue either. all I need to do is think about h̶̲̹͍̏́̾̾̈́̇͑̔̓̈̈́͜͝͠͝ẻ̸̡̧̘͗̅͋̀̋̈́̎̒͝ŗ̶͖̺̪̹̣̳͖͉͍̬̍̑ ORTUS and then I get a nosebleed and pass out. like a man.