griddlehark at the beach!!!! harrow wrapped in 30 towels exiled from the sand bc she kept complaining about it getting on her making her itchy and then her facepaint smudges from the spf gideon forced on her meanwhile gideon is like me??? bronze goddess??? i don’t need it! of course she gets the worst sunburn of all time but she’s psyched about it bc it looks like she’s wearing a muscle tank when she’s naked which is “the best of both worlds harrow tits AND tanks” and harrow doesn’t want to laugh she really doesn’t but. lobster arm gideon is so earnest and kind of right. SCREAM