reading posts made by the locked tomb fandom having never read the books is so wild. Like on one hand i think people must be exadurating but on the other i’ve been in some batshit fandoms before so all this could be entirely plausible.
why did the tiny bone lesbian give herself a lobotomy???? did jesus call someone a slut?? what does that mean?? is everyone really a lesbian? do people switch bodies or get reborn or something what is going on?
As someone who had the exact same experience and eventually caved and started reading the books(currently a fee chapters into harrow the ninth): Yes, cannon really is thát batshit crazy and confusing. It is the kind of story you want to read while maintaining a conspiracy board, but is still fun to read without. The writing is increadibly witty, the plotpoints mindblowing, the emotional tention soul shattering, these books wil traumatise you and you will beg for more.
And yes, everyone is a lesbian.
All you needed to say was everyone is a lesbian i’m down
(no but really everyone who reblogged this can give themselves a pat on the back for successfully indoctrinating me into your necromancer lesbian cult, ill go get the books as soon as i can it sounds really fun)