i tried to write a diplomatic header but i could not. here’s the dickhead “i told you so” essay instead: anastasia is the body. john constructed a decoy tomb on the ninth, then locked anastasia inside it. the real tomb, which lies somewhere within canaan house, will open in atn.
most of you started piecing together details but some of you weren’t convinced. so i am now going to blitzkrieg the absolute shit out of those people with more evidence. this isn’t a “cool theory,” it’s canon. tamsyn muir should write me a fucking check for following her labyrinthine trail of bread crumbs. we’ll start with the epilogue and penultimate line of the book
