rereading gtn and early on gideon (half) jokingly mentions wanting to be in a sexy calendar even before she has even left the ninth. does gideon cross days off on a calendar with bikini women on it? does she plan her escape days on a page that also has tits on it? she apparently wants (and knows shes hot enough) to be in a sexy calendar for other women lmao like shes that 4chan post that goes “im a chad but my problems mean i’m stuck with all you incels”

first of all yes I do think she was crossing off her days to escape on a titty calendar, I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life

RIP gideon nav u were a chad cursed to live among nuns. u would’ve loved valancy and cyrus’s tasteful nude paintings