i firmly believe that palamedes sextus is drop-dead, jaw-on-the-floor, sexiest man alive and the only reason this isn’t canon is because he keeps being described solely from the pov of lesbians
man you can really tell the locked tomb fandom’s composition by the utter lack of horny palamedes content. I respect this deeply and wouldn’t change it for the world but my guy is out there looking like a milo atlantis expy being pedantic yet kind and having arrestingly beautiful eyes and you can just tell the fanartists only want him inasmuch as they want to put him in a jar with some leaves and a twig. jod bless
i always forget that when gideon confesses to harrows parents death to palamedes in gtn she also includes that harrow opened the locked tomb. shes told him that the reverend daughter harrowhark nonagesimus committed the greatest necromantic sin against the king undying and he barely blinks. he said okay, anyway, back to the severed head-
yes. i am almost fully certain ianthe was literally modeled after vriska, the author is an ex-homestuck fic writer and beyond the character similarities, she even has the ‘losing an arm’ thing
I’m convinced you guys are just making up The Locked Tomb series at this point. This has got to be another Goncharov. There is no way everything I’m seeing about it is true. You can’t gaslight me I know Martin Scorsese’s cult classic film Gideoncharov the Ninth isn’t real
One flesh, one end, you know the drill
Edit: many of you wish these were bookmarks…and they actually are! They’ll be at kyotosparty.bigcartel.com very soon💕
