gideon the ninth: “ah, I understand,” said palamades, “what’s happening here is-” at this point, Gideon decided to think about how hot dulcinia was
harrow the ninth: “i hate you you stupid little bug” said mercymorn, to which thirty percent of your body started bleeding profusely. Ianthe, The Body, and your sword judged you very harshly for this. “now now everyone,” said God, “play nice together” as Gideon’s spear protruded between your ribs.
nona the ninth: “I sure do love life,” said nona. “God, you’re such a loser,” replied her friends Chewing Cinderblocks and Hot Cheeto Dust. Cow Wall Flashback. Noodle barked. Cow Wall Flashback “man, we should really do something about the magic beam that makes people insane,” said palamades to the local commander, He Who Crowns Headless Chickens. Cow Wall Flashback.
I think the funniest thing that happened in gtn is how both harrow and ianthe immediately clued in on cytherea weekend-at-bernie-ing protesilaus but because both of them are the way they are they just didn’t do anything about it
cytherea: *holding whole ass fake hushed conversations with her corpse bodyguard*
ianthe: this bitch crazy (complimentary)!!
harrow, who’s puppeteered her parents’ corpses since age 9: :/
