“I will not help you to make hyperpotamus travel happen, (…) my lord.”

the legendary acid pit rant

“I really ought to have an ulcer by now. Maybe I should give myself one.”

“But this is insane! She’s only nine years old!”

“It’s a Resurrection Beast, honey! Thank you! Next!!”

“She can’t be using theorems (…) JOHN, STOP HER, SHE’S USING THEOREMS!!”

“You’re on amphetamines. You’re on coke. You’re on amphetamines and coke.”

“I HATED the sexy parties.” “We know, Joy. We know.”

“Children as fists! Infants as gestures! Yuck! Pfaugh!”

“I am not asking for feudal submission; I am asking for understanding!”