October 2022

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wykart:

Barbie world

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smapis:

🧑‍🔬🧬🧪 same but different

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fateology:

I love you I’m glad that I exist

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aurpiment:

The message of Harrow the Ninth is that adopting two teenagers off Craigslist will NOT save your polycule

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bearybutch:

From the series The Locked Tomb, Harrowhark Nonagesimus is shown cradling Gideon Nav in her lap with one hand cupping her neck and the other splayed on her chest. Harrowhark is staring upwards at an unseen person, crying with her mouth agape. She has dark taupe skin, one gold and one black, eye, short black hair, a black bodysuit with bone decoration on the neck and ribcage, black fingernails, and several bone earrings. Gideon is visibly dead in a stylised way, shown with pale gold eyes, lighter brown-taupe skin, curly orange hair, a sleeveless black turtleneck, orange arm hair, and a large orange starburst on her chest to symbolise an open stab wound. One tear is shown coming from her visible eye. The background frames Harrowhark with a large orange circle that fades to a deeper blood orange at the base. Art-noveau style linework frames this circle in a series of bones, the number nine in roman numerals, and several chains. The background itself is a bright navy that fades to deep midnight blue.ALT

heartache ❤️‍🔥🗡🩸

will i ever be able to do griddlehark justice? this piece says no, but i’ll keep trying.

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pvrrhadve:

thinking about how the most important thing to gideon is having a choice (“why” “probably because you asked” “that’s all it takes griddle? that’s all you demand? this is the complex mystery that lies in the pit of your psyche?” “that’s all i ever demanded”) and she hasn’t had a choice in anything that’s happened to her since she died for harrow, which harrow promptly rejected

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iris-of-the-lambs:

The saddest girl in the world…!

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image description: a drawing of nona from the locked tomb book series. the entirety of the piece is done in a purple, orange and white color pallet, with most of the dark tones being purple and light tones orange or white. she is a dark skinned maori girl with a thin frame, long, dark braids, and yellow eyes. she is wearing a dark purple t-shirt with a cartoon burger on it and orange around its openings, baggy, light orange pants, dark boots, and yellow star earrings. she is posed as if walking and holding a paper out before her. behind her is a floating planet with clouds swirling around it, meant to look like earth. the rest of the background is black with sharp orange shapes around her.ALT

nono!!!! nona-paloma!!!!! small fry!!!!! junior!!!!! hairy maclary!!!!!!

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id in alt text!!

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luthiery:

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harrow the ninth, tamsyn muir // florence + the machine (haunted house, big god, i’m not calling you a liar), sarah bernhardt, @catilinas, frederick james shields, w.s. merwin,  mitski, kathe kolwitz, phillip b. williams, mariya markina, dean gioia, mary oliver, holly warburton, @boymartyr, edvard munch

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vilify:

alex-van-gore:

nepenthean-sleep:

in the hellish alternate universe where tlt is a shitty cishet ya series, the first book is called “a house of bones and blood”. gideon is a cis man and harrow is marketed as a “feminist prince zuko redemption arc”. griddlehark make out during the pool scene but harrow still can’t get over her feelings for palamedes, who explodes later on in the book to save harrow from cytherea. camilla, the Strong Woman Character, breaks down and cries and loses her sense of purpose. in book 2, “a house of spirits and secrets”, cis man ianthe manages to capture harrow’s heart, to the ire of palamedes and gideon’s ghosts, until the end of the book when jod breaks ianthe’s evil spell on harrow. camilla returns to bring harrow to blood of eden, the evil terrorist rebel group that all of jod’s lyctors joined. jodybeth is the only canon queer pairing but it’s not confirmed until after they both die in the final book, “a house of love and loyalty”. harrow escapes blood of eden and fights off the villainous camilla (who hates harrow out of jealousy for palamedes being in love with harrow and not her), who then tries to kill gideon, who has come back to life completely intact for no reason. jod fights off camilla and then dies to save his son gideon, who then becomes emperor and seamlessly unites the nine houses and blood of eden. the series ends with gideon and harrow’s marriage and the birth of their infant son who is set to inherit the entire universe and can already form a perfect kidney. imperialism is never discussed or even recognized by the author. all of the characters are white except judith and camilla. the series is a number one new york times bestseller for three years in a row. it immediately gets greenlit for a netflix series.

You leave me no choice

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this might be the worst thing that I’ve ever spent an hour and a half unleashing on the world yet