April 2023

finally reading gideon the ninth, expect the worst of me!

IM IN TOO DEEP U GUYS I WANT HER SO BAD

barely if even at all know what the actual fuck is going on in this book but she wanted to fight it because its arms kinda looked like swords and that’s all I really need to know

Still trying to determine which twin is the one everyone makes Barbie jokes about. I feel like the answer should be obvious but why shouldn’t Barbie be allowed to be a little evil sometimes, as a treat, so who am I to assume?

300+ pages in WHEN is Gideon gonna make out with someone already 🙄

guys is it just me or… are chilly weirdos in coffins kinda sexy?

chapter 31 has rendered me entirely nonfunctional. my brain looks like 😵‍💫 and it’s swimming around in that pool

you guys what even the fuck did i just read

guess who finished gideon the ninth :’D

Alright I’m about to make the 30 minute trek across town to the bookstore, let’s all join hands and say a solemn prayer that they have harrow the ninth in paperback 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

stringcage:

Alright I’m about to make the 30 minute trek across town to the bookstore, let’s all join hands and say a solemn prayer that they have harrow the ninth in paperback 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

TARGET ACQUIRED!!

not even the prologue and I’m already holding back tears

i really thought i was finally understanding what was going on by the end of the last book but here i am again 🤡

so we’re really committing to this second person pov huh

I’ve actually never been so confused reading a book before. What is ortus doing here??? Is The Body real?? WHEN DID HARROW WRITE THESE LETTERS

yes harrow how revolting

Me reading this entire book

fuck it they’re cowboys now

For those of u following along with my locked tomb live blogging I’m sorry for my lack of posts lately I’ve been distracted by a trc fanfic of epic proportions 😭 but I’m almost done with it so we will soon get back to my regularly scheduled intense confusion

deepfriedsquash:

nun jumpscare