I dreamt last night that alecto the ninth came out but it was a courtroom drama where harrow was trying to prevent gideon from being wrongly convicted and ianthe was their slimy lawyer
O corse of the Locked Tomb, I have loved thee all my life, with mine whole soul, and with mine whole strength. I would to God that I find grace in thy eyes. Destroy me according to thy word, for I love thee. ✨⚔️💀⚔️✨
God gives his toughest battles (not talking about harrow the ninth when your friend brings up the none pizza left beef meme) to his strongest soldiers (weird tumblr girls)
Me, reading GTN for the first time, biased for the Gideon POV narration: why everyone is so mean to Gideon why arent they befriending her when she is so cool???
Gideon most of the book:
“Gonna spend my time not talking and standing in the shadows full in black”
Every day those skeleton lesbians are on my dash beating the shit out of each other or making out or playing mario kart. I don’t even know what kind of media the locked tomb is. Is it a tv series? A collection of plushies? A webcomic? A limited edition beverage with an oddly detailed lore behind it? Perchance. All of these questions and more could be solved by a simple google search, yet I kind of like having something that I have no context for - or understanding of - cross my dash occasionally. Adds a bit of spice. McGriddle and Shark? I hope they get gay married. I hope this isn’t a queerbaiting situation or whatever. I hope they have lots of skeleton babies and their coffee shop continues to thrive. I hope they finally kill the onceler.
(edit: to clarify, nona gets the sex joke! she just doesn’t understand the context. girlie knows very little about necromancers and cavaliers and she definitely doesn’t know ‘one flesh one end’)