April 2024

thebookraven:

My reaction after reading Nona was to scream, “I am not okay! I am unwell!” and then proceed to have an existential crisis. I love this series so freaking much!!!

cutetanuki-chan:

‘so pretty’

drawerbread:

What if we kissed about it? 👉🏻👈🏻

lastflowerofyourhouse:

“But you see, Palamedes, I don't mind dying,” said Nona, trying to make him understand. “I've been doing it for ages. I'm not scared."
This explanation died on impact. Palamedes said with a voice like concrete: “I will not be party to this again.” 
Nona was a little bit afraid of that voice. 
ALT

snorting fiberglass as we speak.

aaardvarks:

Love that this is what Gideon thinks about while skipping leg day

maxwelltherelentless:

In a Muppet adaptation of The Locked Tomb who would be the Single Human Character?

Alecto

Jod

Gideon

Harrow

Ianthe

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brbarou:

living war crime

desert-rat:

basement remodeling is going well

thechekhov:

A Patreon request of Coronabeth and Judith as Miss Piggy and Kermit. This one really got a laugh out of me, and it was fantastic to draw.

naomistares:

do u think they explored each others bodies

bastardnoodle:

griddlehark modern college au because this book is metaphorically placing me in the jerma meat grinder hypothetical and i need something nice

anais-ninja-bitch:

procrastinationaccount:

procrastinationaccount:

It’s actually so romantic that Gideon went to Canaan House dreaming of hot girls, met multiple hot girls who were cool and nice to her, and then went “oh well” and chose Harrow after all

#yeah it’s called RUMSPRINGA#It’s when you leave the religious cult to experience the wonders and horrors of the English world#Gideon experienced titties and still chose the horse and buggy because that was her home <3#the locked tomb @thewinterstale Too accurate 😔

broke: the nine houses are all catholic

woke: the nine houses are all weird flavors of christianity, with the 8th and 9th being most catholic-like

bespoke: pluto is amish country

addamii:

Apologies for the lack of art recently, I’ve been dedicating my entire life to this animatic. Here’s this frame of Nona and the gang :)

Going around the circle to the right starting from Nona there’s hot sauce, beautiful ruby, honesty, kevin, and born in the morning

starcanist:

regal & terrible!

Hey Harrow! Do you draw at all? Could be anything from people to bones to architecture!

And does anybody else draw anything? I know Cam does, but who else? And would any of you be willing to share your most recent or favorite drawings?

ooctlt:

digitally illustrated comic of Locked Tomb characters in modern dress. 
Dulcinea, reading from her phone: “Does anybody else draw anything…”
Camilla: It would be hard to gather samples. We might as well round everyone up and make them an art class. 
Dulcie: That’s not a bad idea, Cici. You wrangle, I’ll handle. 
Cut to a montage of Camilla standing in a circle of easels, with Harrow, Gideon, Palamedes, and Dulcinea furiously drawing behind each one. Each person becomes the subject for the other 4 to draw. Afterwards, they show off their work one subject at a time (sitting on chairs to eliminate height differences). 
Subject: Camilla. Harrow’s Camilla has the scribbled quality of a one line drawing. Gideon has a cartoonish style, and her Camilla says, “Nav is so cool”. Palamedes draws very realistically. Dulcie drew little stars and hearts around Cam's head. 
Subject: Dulcinea. Harrow’s style remains scribbled. Gideon drew Dulcie in a crown and tight-fitting leotard, posing with Gideon. Palamedes looks troubled by Gideon’s drawing. He drew Dulcie as she was posed, with her back to him. Cam’s drawing is reminiscent of the Mona Lisa.ALT
Subject: Palamedes. Harrow’s drawing has a scrap of paper taped over Pal’s chin to correct a mistake. Gideon drew Palamedes holding up a sexy nurse’s figure to replace his own body. Cam looks troubled by Gideon’s drawing. She drew a 3-quarter portrait of Pal smiling. Dulcie’s Pal wears a wizard hat and holds a wand. She also looks at Gideon’s drawing with wide eyes and eyebrows raised. Gideon chuckles. 
Subject: Gideon. Harrow’s drawing is even more scribbled than the others, with extremely thick lines making a skull-like face. Gideon, from out of frame, says, “WTF”. Cam drew Gideon looking serious in shades. Pal drew Gideon as she was posed, smiling, with Harrow giving off dark evergy at her easel in the background. Dulcie’s Gideon is dressed like a prince, showing off her muscles. 
Subject: Harrow. Gideon drew Harrow with horns and a pointed tail, saying, “I heart bones”. Cam’s Harrow looks backward over her shoulder, reminiscent of The Girl with the Pearl Earring. Pal drew Harrow as she was posed, bent over a book. Dulcie’s Harrow wears a dracula cape and says, “Tch.”ALT

why dont you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then youll calm down

homeofwyrm:

Sketches again

lno-x-deactivated20241022:

Dad knows the best

a-home-to-what-consumes-me:

Me explaining HTN sober: It’s the story of a person that has lost everything to reach the top and regrets it, but doesn’t even remember her biggest sacrifice. But still, she aches for what she lost, and has to deal with the people she risked everything to surround herself not being what she expected and being the worst among them. It’s a story of disappointment and regret, but it’s also about sacrifice and love

Me explaining HTN drunk: So this psychotic nun meets God, alright, but he’s a normal bisexual Kiwi man who hosts orgy parties sometimes, and-

lno-x-deactivated20241022:

Harrow is kind of exoskeleton

homofocused:

The Locked Tomb Definitive Reading Order

  1. Gideon the Ninth
  2. Harrow the Ninth
  3. Gideon the Ninth
  4. Nona the Ninth
  5. Harrow the Ninth
  6. Gideon the Ninth
  7. Nona the Ninth

Hope this helps!

r0segarden:

first time taking a crack at Hotsauce

bastardnoodle:

i’m in the middle of reading harrow and i miss her like idk the moon misses the sun or something gay like that

i’m simp

and i’m scheme

the ninth house brothers

thegreenhalf:

I would have said “Philomena The Ninth” but that wasn’t as funny.

this-could-be-a-dream:

Me: I’m just trying to enjoy my day

TLT fandom: Yeh nah, have you tried sadness?

sudoscience:

Disadvantages of audiobooks: hard to pay attention to sometimes, can’t always understand everything that’s said, no idea how things are spelled

Advantages of audiobooks: this

God bless you, Moira Quirk.

Transcript:

“No,” said Dulcinea. “Oh, no no no. Stay awake.”

Gideon couldn’t say anything but blearrghhh, mainly because blood was coming enthusiastically out of every hole in her face.

Why has no one used the radical powers of fanfiction to make Matthew Lynch and Nona Locked Tomb be best friends

moldofthewater:

Camilla Hect’s Morning Routine.

she’s absolutely my favorite.

hauntedcamaro:

“i’ve carried you, warden. and i’ve carried your memory…i’d rather carry you.”

diosapate:

gideon the ninth and nona the ninth are both very good very impeccably written novels. however they are not harrow the ninth