My reaction after reading Nona was to scream, “I am not okay! I am unwell!” and then proceed to have an existential crisis. I love this series so freaking much!!!
My reaction after reading Nona was to scream, “I am not okay! I am unwell!” and then proceed to have an existential crisis. I love this series so freaking much!!!
‘so pretty’
What if we kissed about it? 👉🏻👈🏻
ALT
snorting fiberglass as we speak.
Love that this is what Gideon thinks about while skipping leg day
living war crime
basement remodeling is going well
A Patreon request of Coronabeth and Judith as Miss Piggy and Kermit. This one really got a laugh out of me, and it was fantastic to draw.
do u think they explored each others bodies
griddlehark modern college au because this book is metaphorically placing me in the jerma meat grinder hypothetical and i need something nice
It’s actually so romantic that Gideon went to Canaan House dreaming of hot girls, met multiple hot girls who were cool and nice to her, and then went “oh well” and chose Harrow after all
#yeah it’s called RUMSPRINGA#It’s when you leave the religious cult to experience the wonders and horrors of the English world#Gideon experienced titties and still chose the horse and buggy because that was her home <3#the locked tomb @thewinterstale Too accurate 😔
broke: the nine houses are all catholic
woke: the nine houses are all weird flavors of christianity, with the 8th and 9th being most catholic-like
bespoke: pluto is amish country
Apologies for the lack of art recently, I’ve been dedicating my entire life to this animatic. Here’s this frame of Nona and the gang :)
Going around the circle to the right starting from Nona there’s hot sauce, beautiful ruby, honesty, kevin, and born in the morning

regal & terrible!
Hey Harrow! Do you draw at all? Could be anything from people to bones to architecture!
And does anybody else draw anything? I know Cam does, but who else? And would any of you be willing to share your most recent or favorite drawings?
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why dont you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then youll calm down
Sketches again
Dad knows the best
Me explaining HTN sober: It’s the story of a person that has lost everything to reach the top and regrets it, but doesn’t even remember her biggest sacrifice. But still, she aches for what she lost, and has to deal with the people she risked everything to surround herself not being what she expected and being the worst among them. It’s a story of disappointment and regret, but it’s also about sacrifice and love
Me explaining HTN drunk: So this psychotic nun meets God, alright, but he’s a normal bisexual Kiwi man who hosts orgy parties sometimes, and-
Harrow is kind of exoskeleton
The Locked Tomb Definitive Reading Order
- Gideon the Ninth
- Harrow the Ninth
- Gideon the Ninth
- Nona the Ninth
- Harrow the Ninth
- Gideon the Ninth
- Nona the Ninth
Hope this helps!
first time taking a crack at Hotsauce
i’m in the middle of reading harrow and i miss her like idk the moon misses the sun or something gay like that

i’m simp
and i’m scheme
the ninth house brothers
I would have said “Philomena The Ninth” but that wasn’t as funny.
Me: I’m just trying to enjoy my day
TLT fandom: Yeh nah, have you tried sadness?
Disadvantages of audiobooks: hard to pay attention to sometimes, can’t always understand everything that’s said, no idea how things are spelled
Advantages of audiobooks: this
God bless you, Moira Quirk.
Transcript:
“No,” said Dulcinea. “Oh, no no no. Stay awake.”
Gideon couldn’t say anything but blearrghhh, mainly because blood was coming enthusiastically out of every hole in her face.
Why has no one used the radical powers of fanfiction to make Matthew Lynch and Nona Locked Tomb be best friends
Camilla Hect’s Morning Routine.
she’s absolutely my favorite.
“i’ve carried you, warden. and i’ve carried your memory…i’d rather carry you.”
gideon the ninth and nona the ninth are both very good very impeccably written novels. however they are not harrow the ninth