February 2025

absolutedestinyapocalypsse:

if the locked tomb doesnt end with gideon and harrow both alive and whole having achieved perfect lyctorhood i will eat my own hat.

alecto and john are the only perfect lyctors right? alecto, who is made of several million dead people, and john who is god. youre telling me that harrow “made of 300 dead babies” nonagesimus and gideon, whose dad is god, aren’t gonna do it? youre telling me harrow’s biological ancestor is the only saint to never become a lyctor because she came so close to figuring it out that her cavalier was killed to prevent it. you’re talking about harrow, who opened the tomb at ten with nothing but sheer determination and accidentally getting a little bit of god blood under her nails and gideon, who we keep being told cannot and will not die, won’t end up alive? is that what you’re saying? bc john says two things are impossible; opening the tomb and perfect lyctorhood. but those are only two things and Harrow already did one of em. does she seem like a quitter to you?

“the tower princes are so hot” bitch–

blondehood is a spectrum

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raeyxarte:

Come on Barbie let’s go party

stringcage:

Every morning is beautiful because it marks a new day that the Alecto could but won’t be announced <3

arenzalenskaya-deactivated20250:

what is wrong with this book.

superdaisypowerhour:

Kirianthe

nonas-third-tantrum:

these are truly bad but I’m unleashing them upon the world anyway. sorry or you’re welcome idk

varoness:

Little pixel Harrow’s attack


nonas-third-tantrum:

alectopause has made me like 3% more sympathetic to people who comment on unfinished fics begging the author to come back. like yeah. I can see why you might do that

hwkgrass:

maezanilla:

Gideeeonn (I’ve been reading the first book!!)

katakaluptastrophy:

I keep seeing people complaining about the memes in TLT as some kind of crappy authorial impingement on the narrative.

And I do get why they might feel like that when you’re suddenly getting nerfed by ‘none Houses, left grief’ in the middle of John being Awful.

But I’ve yet to see anyone complain about Abigail calling something unique “a holy grail”, despite the fact that surely this is also a jarring thing for an evil space necromancer to be casually using as a reference point.

Obviously the inclusion of the memes is a choice on Tamsyn Muir’s part. But they very much have meaning in universe: the thing about every single person in this society casually referencing Tumblr memes from the 20-teens is that can only come from one place: the man who ended the world those memes came from, but hangs onto them as a little esoteric connection. And 10,000 years of his shitty little jokes and unexplained references filtering out into the society he created mean that Harrow can sarcastically talk about how Gideon “studied the blade” or Ianthe can reference SNL as easily as Abigail can name check the holy grail.

In retrospect, “none Houses, left grief” sits alongside “how many babies died in the bomb, Gaius?” as part of the chilling trail of breadcrumbs towards the realisation of what John Gaius is, what he did, and just how awfully casual he is about it.

gideonisms:

you’ve fallen off a cliff and are probably in trouble if you can’t reach help. your phone is at 20%. which lyctor do you call

harrow

ianthe

mercymorn

augustine

g1deon

cytherea

none of the above just let me die

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rosenkranz-does-things:

an illustration of a passage from Harrow the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir. it has a bright red background and depicts two renditions of Alecto. first one has her in profile, on top of the illustration, her skin is dark brown, her hair looks like a stylized ocean wave, her sclera is black with a glowing white ring where the iris should be. the second one is at the bottom, she is looking directly at the viewer with glowing yellow eyes. she has a fair skin and blond hair, her face is mostly in the shadow. her mouth, chest and hair are covered in blood. the text in the illustration reads: she was a bloody monster in a human suit! she was a monster the moment you resurrected her, and you went ahead and made her worse. ALT

How would you have asked Alecto the First to lie—how would you have persuaded that mad monster into even an unsophisticated con?