It’s actually so romantic that Gideon went to Canaan House dreaming of hot girls, met multiple hot girls who were cool and nice to her, and then went “oh well” and chose Harrow after all
#yeah it’s called RUMSPRINGA#It’s when you leave the religious cult to experience the wonders and horrors of the English world#Gideon experienced titties and still chose the horse and buggy because that was her home <3#the locked tomb @thewinterstale Too accurate 😔
broke: the nine houses are all catholic
woke: the nine houses are all weird flavors of christianity, with the 8th and 9th being most catholic-like
bespoke: pluto is amish country