2023-03-09 0:49:56 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

mortimermcmirestinks:

> Every single chapter of Nona the Ninth is like

> “I watched it happen, Feat,” said Bless The Lord O My Soul, a dark misery etched into every line of her face, “I saw the demons erupt from the boiling ribcage of my only brother.”

> “We can’t worry about such things,” replied Passion Of The Christ 2 (2016) Feat. Bo Burnham, “the space catholics of the darkest dread are inches away from burning down the entire building with the souls of the orphans.”

> Nona had no idea what was going on, but it reminded her of when her friend at school, Cinderblock-Flavoured Mousepad, had told her about how he ate a whole live bird once.