gwenthebard:

liesmyth:

also remember how before NtN dropped we were all speculating about the end of Harrow — who was giving Gideon CPR? was Alecto really there? what about Frontline Titties? — and then NtN picked up 6 months later and BoE lost Gideon’s body and gained Pyrrha and amnesiac Harrow completely off screen

In that vein. What would be the most chaotic possible beginning to AtN, picking up months later with 0 thing explained? Place your bets

-Alecto, Harrow, and Paul are breaking into an Imperial palace

-full on battle with Blood of Eden going on

-They burst into a palace with Harrow yelling “I object”

-God is marrying Kiriona and Ianthe to eachother

-he asks on what grounds

-Paul says he’s pregnant, and it’s Kiriona’s kid

-John asks “are you telling me a ginger bred this man?”

-chapter ends, next one has the title “9 months before the wedding”