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Every single chapter of Nona the Ninth is like

“I watched it happen, Feat,” said Bless The Lord O My Soul, a dark misery etched into every line of her face, “I saw the demons erupt from the boiling ribcage of my only brother.”

“We can’t worry about such things,” replied Passion Of The Christ 2 (2016) Feat. Bo Burnham, “the space catholics of the darkest dread are inches away from burning down the entire building with the souls of the orphans.”

Nona had no idea what was going on, but it reminded her of when her friend at school, Cinderblock-Flavoured Mousepad, had told her about how he ate a whole live bird once.