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iphisesque:

> liesmyth:

> > iphisesque:

> > > im just like gideon nav if she was a useless white boydyke who grew up eating well and basking in the sunlight instead of malnourished inside a canyon on pluto. so i guess that makes me just like naberius tern

> > please go on. what is the nine houses to italian regions equivalency

> the second house is giving me piemonte crossed with like. carabinieri centro-meridionali delle fiction rai. im so sorry pyrrha dve

> the third house is unquestionably an unholy mix of roma parioli, napoli vomero, romagna and milan. walk walk fashion baby

> the fourth and fifth are molise e puglia to me if only because of how they orbit each other. i know abigail can make some mean orecchiette con le cime di rapa

> the sixth house is sicily. extremely hot weather, a volcano, suspiciously close cousin relationships, and a former cultural melting pot

> the seventh house is toscana but specifically how fiorentini talk about florence that it makes you think it’s the garden of eden built anew while it’s actually a toxic dump. rhodes is isola d'elba

> the eighth house is like. vatican city. white garments + a god cult used in the name of justifying atrocities + weird pope stuff. also mercy is roman

> the ninth house is kinda hard to pin down but id have to say some forlorn shit like valle d'aosta or trentino alto adige which pains me deeply to admit.

> the first house is sardinia and specifically jod’s summer house in the costa smeralda. likewise the mithraeum is his yacht

I’d say that the ninth house is definitely Aosta Valley: we have a deep fixation with cows (bataille des reines ftw), and what is the Ninth if not John’s biggest PR failure and the first step in his downfall?