2023-02-02 14:34:11 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

amourduloup:

> haunt me then ;)

2023-02-03 22:39:28 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

princelabia:

> sometimes a story is about gay sex because there is no gay sex. sometimes a story revolves around the gay sex that is not happening

2023-02-06 10:15:18 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

ivipl1:

> ivipl1:

> > ivipl1:

> > > “came back wrong” this “lived wrong” that, what about dying wrong. my death will forever cling to you, leaving behind a slimy trail and a metallic taste in your mouth. my soul will forever drag you down like the heavy corpse of a long-dead god, who somehow still grants wishes. you can’t tell which one of us is the one not letting go. you know not even your own death will end this.

> > dont do this to me

> people are already reblogging this with their blorbos im doomed

2023-02-15 23:13:02 ¶ ● ⬈

nonas-third-tantrum:

> this is probably my single greatest contribution to this fandom

2023-02-15 23:14:12 ¶ ● ⬈

toxicdogs:

> She is though, isn’t she.

2023-02-16 4:56:27 ¶ ● ⬈

hatepotion:

> their dynamic is so funny to me

2023-02-16 5:30:50 ¶ ● ⬈

henreyettah:

> Nona bath + conditioner time! 🧼 🫧 🛁

2023-02-16 7:44:22 ¶ ● ⬈

spacetravels:

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> ok more tlts while it’s on my mind

> edit: realizing that the abbreviation may or may not read like tits. that’s fine. it’s what gideon would want

2023-02-16 8:18:22 ¶ ● ⬈

flowerslut:

> woke up thinking about this

2023-02-16 8:52:31 ¶ ● ⬈

albaharu:

> The bday she deserves :) later they’ll go to the beach with all the dogs and the water won’t be infested by deadly jellyfishes

2023-02-16 11:40:23 ¶ ● ⬈

skydaemon:

> [ID: a stock image of two arms shaking hands. the left arm is labelled ‘jason mendoza’ and the right is labelled 'gideon nav’. the point where they are shaking hands is labelled 'faking a vow of silence to hide how much they are not a monk’.]

> just something i noticed

2023-02-16 12:48:23 ¶ ● ⬈

batmanisagatewaydrug:

> anyway now that Nona’s been out for 48 hours I feel comfortable sharing my personal favorite joke of the entire thing, which was Camilla valiantly trying to deflect Nona’s curiosity and defend Palamedes’ honor by insisting that he’s a respectable nerd whose sexual interests center academic achievement only for Palamedes to out himself as having a nurse kink with 0 hesitation the second he got control of the body

2023-02-16 13:22:18 ¶ ● ⬈

eerna:

> domestic life (immensely depressing and has a lowering effect on the ego)

2023-02-16 13:54:21 ¶ ● ⬈

feverdreamdrifting:

> Harrowhark “first flower of my house” Nonagesimus is the same person who beat Gideon into unconsciousness to stop her from getting onto that shuttle and Gideon “if aught but death part me and thee” Nav is the same person who carried Harrow back to her room after she almost died in a bone and still let her hit her head on the walls as they walked. there’s layers ok

2023-02-21 15:36:22 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

calellon:

> no casual dating please i want to drink your soul and you to drink mine or i don’t want anything at all

2023-02-26 15:31:35 ¶ ● ⬈

Harrow looking with incredible horny energy. her face being held by a golden hand

Ianthe smiling wickedly while holding harrow's jaw with her golden hand. harrow's mouth is open and close to ianthe's

ianthe smiling. a golden and gauldy earring in her ear

taylachan:

> “Thank you?” she said. “Harrow, you loved that.”

> I’m so normal about them. I’m so regular. My brain chemestry is not forever changed because of them at all.

> I’ve also made some icons for you and you skull-faced fruitcake

2023-02-26 15:32:14 ¶ ● ⬈

sugarxinim:

> imagine being god’s daughter in law

> i’d be mad too

> also bonus

2023-02-26 15:35:32 ¶ ● ⬈

nonas-third-tantrum:

> gideon’s life hack, musings on women, and coronabeth’s bad day

> <-prev

2023-02-26 15:37:02 ¶ ● ⬈

meme-sauce:

> TLT is wild. The main ship finally shares a scene after 2 whole books and they don’t even talk. Jesus does call the Earth a slut though.

2023-02-26 15:37:24 ¶ ● ⬈

harrowsphiltrum:

> alecto invidiosa (after waterhouse’s circe invidiosa)

2023-02-26 15:45:05 ¶ ● ⬈

kelly-kirstein:

> I had the best time at the Locked Tomb meetup at Holiday Matsuri. Is your favorite character in here?

2023-02-26 15:53:53 ¶ ● ⬈

carys-the-ninth:

> Without further ado:

> ## The Locked Tomb Threesome Generator

> Please put yours in the tags.

2023-02-26 15:55:10 ¶ ● ⬈

giselez:

2023-02-26 15:55:39 ¶ ● ⬈

nematode7:

> Me when I go loud

2023-02-26 15:58:42 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

moonssnail:

> She’s so 🥰✨😍😍💫✨💫💕✨

> This really tested my ability to draw the inside of cars

2023-02-26 16:00:00 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

intentionalsprinkles:

2023-02-26 16:00:52 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

kallistoi:

> nakdraws:

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> > nona cow theory

> > before i read nona the ninth, i saw spoilers that convinced me nona was the soul of the cows john killed. reading the book only further confirmed this

> [image description: digital illustrations of nona from the locked tomb series. in one, she looks suspiciously at some eggs on her fork. it’s labelled, “doesn’t like eating human food (more used to eating grass).” the next shows her struggling to put socks on and is labelled, “uncoordinated (used to have hooves).” the last shows her sitting next to a calf. both are smiling with their tongues sticking out and she’s giving the calf bunny ears. they’re both labelled, “watches sunsets, has best friends, exhibits mourning behaviour.”]

2023-02-26 16:06:22 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

iphisesque:

> liesmyth:

> > iphisesque:

> > > im just like gideon nav if she was a useless white boydyke who grew up eating well and basking in the sunlight instead of malnourished inside a canyon on pluto. so i guess that makes me just like naberius tern

> > please go on. what is the nine houses to italian regions equivalency

> the second house is giving me piemonte crossed with like. carabinieri centro-meridionali delle fiction rai. im so sorry pyrrha dve

> the third house is unquestionably an unholy mix of roma parioli, napoli vomero, romagna and milan. walk walk fashion baby

> the fourth and fifth are molise e puglia to me if only because of how they orbit each other. i know abigail can make some mean orecchiette con le cime di rapa

> the sixth house is sicily. extremely hot weather, a volcano, suspiciously close cousin relationships, and a former cultural melting pot

> the seventh house is toscana but specifically how fiorentini talk about florence that it makes you think it’s the garden of eden built anew while it’s actually a toxic dump. rhodes is isola d'elba

> the eighth house is like. vatican city. white garments + a god cult used in the name of justifying atrocities + weird pope stuff. also mercy is roman

> the ninth house is kinda hard to pin down but id have to say some forlorn shit like valle d'aosta or trentino alto adige which pains me deeply to admit.

> the first house is sardinia and specifically jod’s summer house in the costa smeralda. likewise the mithraeum is his yacht

I’d say that the ninth house is definitely Aosta Valley: we have a deep fixation with cows (bataille des reines ftw), and what is the Ninth if not John’s biggest PR failure and the first step in his downfall?

2023-02-26 16:08:39 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

rosenkranz-does-things:

> At the breaking of the chains and of the bones, one of the children there offered violence to her, appearing on the altar and raising her weapon high.

2023-02-26 16:09:34 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

tylerjaaay:

> “That’s where my heart used to be.”

2023-02-26 16:11:48 ¶ ● ⬈

baticeering:

> NONA THE NINTH

2023-02-26 16:13:01 ¶ ● ⬈

boneapptheteef:

2023-02-26 16:15:24 ¶ ● ⬈

2impostors:

> > genesis 🌏

2023-02-26 16:18:01 ¶ ● ⬈

hatepotion:

> “Hark at her! Just your right hand. My right hand, more like. God, Cam, I’ve never been so scared in all my life.”

2023-02-26 16:18:35 ¶ ● ⬈

deepfriedsquash:

> ascension of the eight saint

2023-02-26 16:19:03 ¶ ● ⬈

patkanytelep:

> Why are you not appeased ? That is how meat loves meat.

2023-02-26 16:20:40 ¶ ● ⬈

thunderon:

> my friend is reading gideon the ninth lol

2023-02-26 16:23:43 ¶ ● ⬈

nonas-third-tantrum:

> harrow’s warning goes unheeded, gideon overshares, and jokes fly over nona’s head

> <-prev | next->

> (edit: to clarify, nona gets the sex joke! she just doesn’t understand the context. girlie knows very little about necromancers and cavaliers and she definitely doesn’t know ‘one flesh one end’)

2023-02-26 16:24:48 ¶ ● ⬈

princessnoctis:

> what if barbie wanted to kill you

> closeup

2023-02-26 16:27:15 ¶ ● ⬈

may12324:

> “When I saw her face I decided I wanted to live. I decided to live forever just in case she ever woke up.”

> Well guess what babe, shes awake and ohohohoh she is angry.

2023-02-26 16:28:08 ¶ ● ⬈

little-chattes:

> Tamsyn Muir really just sat down and wrote a book from the pov of the character least qualified to have any fucking clue about what’s going on and then proceeded to make sure each successive book was written from the perspective of an even less qualified bitch. Like we go from a jock filling in last minute at an international science competition, to a traumatized teenager with a DIY lobotomy trying to keep up with a bunch of 10,000 year old demigods, to a SIX MONTH OLD operating in a TERRORIST CELL. Pray for Alecto y’all, homegirl doesn’t stand a chance in hell of understanding the story she’s in.

2023-02-26 16:29:58 ¶ ● ⬈

vaguely-concerned:

> imagine being varun tho. your little sister calls you in the middle of the night, crying hysterically and asking for you to come pick her up, and when you scramble to go get her, more terrified than you’ve ever been in your entire planet ghost life, she just rolls her eyes and tells you that you overreacted and you’re being so embarrassing oh my god varun all my friends are here and they’re going to think you’re like weird!!!!… I think I would be a little miffed too honestly

2023-02-26 16:33:17 ¶ ● ⬈

moonssnail:

> Drew this little griddlehark comic while going through something and I thought I’d share it:)

2023-02-26 16:34:33 ¶ ● ⬈

albaharu:

> god is a twitch streamer

2023-02-26 16:35:25 ¶ ● ⬈

acousticmalta:

> Harrow and Gideon, stupid #1 and #2

2023-02-26 16:36:37 ¶ ● ⬈

sbeana:

> the pool scene

2023-02-26 16:43:00 ¶ ● ⬈

sea-of-eden:

> baby’s first locked tomb fanart 😳

2023-02-26 16:43:43 ¶ ● ⬈

ancientannoyance:

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> happy new year the grief is never-ending but the good news is so is the love (x)

2023-02-26 16:44:13 ¶ ● ⬈

queerente:

> these books make less sense now that i’ve read them tbh

2023-02-26 16:45:05 ¶ ● ⬈

taxinealkaloids:

> thinking about the tower princes again. girl worst friends. they’re so miserable i’m obsessed