2023-02-27 18:24:25 ¶ ● ⬈

friendamedes:

> # apocalypse wrapped

> you killed 1.5 billion cows!

> you were responsible for the death of all your friends!

> your top stream was on june 10th, 2028, in which a corpse flipped off PETA! it had 20.8 million views!

> you resurrected the earth as barbie!

> you murdered zero billionaires and every member of the working class!

> you made catholicism woke!