February 2023

amourduloup:

haunt me then ;)

princelabia:

sometimes a story is about gay sex because there is no gay sex. sometimes a story revolves around the gay sex that is not happening

ivipl1:

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ivipl1:

“came back wrong” this “lived wrong” that, what about dying wrong. my death will forever cling to you, leaving behind a slimy trail and a metallic taste in your mouth. my soul will forever drag you down like the heavy corpse of a long-dead god, who somehow still grants wishes. you can’t tell which one of us is the one not letting go. you know not even your own death will end this.

dont do this to me

people are already reblogging this with their blorbos im doomed

nonas-third-tantrum:

this is probably my single greatest contribution to this fandom

henreyettah:

Nona bath + conditioner time! 🧼 🫧 🛁

spacetravels:

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ok more tlts while it’s on my mind

edit: realizing that the abbreviation may or may not read like tits. that’s fine. it’s what gideon would want

flowerslut:

woke up thinking about this

skydaemon:

[ID: a stock image of two arms shaking hands. the left arm is labelled ‘jason mendoza’ and the right is labelled 'gideon nav’. the point where they are shaking hands is labelled 'faking a vow of silence to hide how much they are not a monk’.]

just something i noticed

batmanisagatewaydrug:

anyway now that Nona’s been out for 48 hours I feel comfortable sharing my personal favorite joke of the entire thing, which was Camilla valiantly trying to deflect Nona’s curiosity and defend Palamedes’ honor by insisting that he’s a respectable nerd whose sexual interests center academic achievement only for Palamedes to out himself as having a nurse kink with 0 hesitation the second he got control of the body

feverdreamdrifting:

Harrowhark “first flower of my house” Nonagesimus is the same person who beat Gideon into unconsciousness to stop her from getting onto that shuttle and Gideon “if aught but death part me and thee” Nav is the same person who carried Harrow back to her room after she almost died in a bone and still let her hit her head on the walls as they walked. there’s layers ok

calellon:

no casual dating please i want to drink your soul and you to drink mine or i don’t want anything at all

sugarxinim:

imagine being god’s daughter in law

i’d be mad too

also bonus

nonas-third-tantrum:

gideon’s life hack, musings on women, and coronabeth’s bad day

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meme-sauce:

TLT is wild. The main ship finally shares a scene after 2 whole books and they don’t even talk. Jesus does call the Earth a slut though.

harrowsphiltrum:

alecto invidiosa (after waterhouse’s circe invidiosa)

kelly-kirstein:

I had the best time at the Locked Tomb meetup at Holiday Matsuri. Is your favorite character in here?

carys-the-ninth:

Without further ado:

The Locked Tomb Threesome Generator

Please put yours in the tags.

giselez:

nematode7:

Me when I go loud

moonssnail:

She’s so 🥰✨😍😍💫✨💫💕✨

This really tested my ability to draw the inside of cars

intentionalsprinkles:

kallistoi:

nakdraws:

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nona cow theory

before i read nona the ninth, i saw spoilers that convinced me nona was the soul of the cows john killed. reading the book only further confirmed this

[image description: digital illustrations of nona from the locked tomb series. in one, she looks suspiciously at some eggs on her fork. it’s labelled, “doesn’t like eating human food (more used to eating grass).” the next shows her struggling to put socks on and is labelled, “uncoordinated (used to have hooves).” the last shows her sitting next to a calf. both are smiling with their tongues sticking out and she’s giving the calf bunny ears. they’re both labelled, “watches sunsets, has best friends, exhibits mourning behaviour.”]

iphisesque:

liesmyth:

iphisesque:

im just like gideon nav if she was a useless white boydyke who grew up eating well and basking in the sunlight instead of malnourished inside a canyon on pluto. so i guess that makes me just like naberius tern

please go on. what is the nine houses to italian regions equivalency

the second house is giving me piemonte crossed with like. carabinieri centro-meridionali delle fiction rai. im so sorry pyrrha dve

the third house is unquestionably an unholy mix of roma parioli, napoli vomero, romagna and milan. walk walk fashion baby

the fourth and fifth are molise e puglia to me if only because of how they orbit each other. i know abigail can make some mean orecchiette con le cime di rapa

the sixth house is sicily. extremely hot weather, a volcano, suspiciously close cousin relationships, and a former cultural melting pot

the seventh house is toscana but specifically how fiorentini talk about florence that it makes you think it’s the garden of eden built anew while it’s actually a toxic dump. rhodes is isola d'elba

the eighth house is like. vatican city. white garments + a god cult used in the name of justifying atrocities + weird pope stuff. also mercy is roman

the ninth house is kinda hard to pin down but id have to say some forlorn shit like valle d'aosta or trentino alto adige which pains me deeply to admit.

the first house is sardinia and specifically jod’s summer house in the costa smeralda. likewise the mithraeum is his yacht

I’d say that the ninth house is definitely Aosta Valley: we have a deep fixation with cows (bataille des reines ftw), and what is the Ninth if not John’s biggest PR failure and the first step in his downfall?

rosenkranz-does-things:

At the breaking of the chains and of the bones, one of the children there offered violence to her, appearing on the altar and raising her weapon high.

tylerjaaay:

“That’s where my heart used to be.”

boneapptheteef:

patkanytelep:

Why are you not appeased ? That is how meat loves meat.

thunderon:

my friend is reading gideon the ninth lol

nonas-third-tantrum:

harrow’s warning goes unheeded, gideon overshares, and jokes fly over nona’s head

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(edit: to clarify, nona gets the sex joke! she just doesn’t understand the context. girlie knows very little about necromancers and cavaliers and she definitely doesn’t know ‘one flesh one end’)

princessnoctis:

what if barbie wanted to kill you

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little-chattes:

Tamsyn Muir really just sat down and wrote a book from the pov of the character least qualified to have any fucking clue about what’s going on and then proceeded to make sure each successive book was written from the perspective of an even less qualified bitch. Like we go from a jock filling in last minute at an international science competition, to a traumatized teenager with a DIY lobotomy trying to keep up with a bunch of 10,000 year old demigods, to a SIX MONTH OLD operating in a TERRORIST CELL. Pray for Alecto y’all, homegirl doesn’t stand a chance in hell of understanding the story she’s in.

vaguely-concerned:

imagine being varun tho. your little sister calls you in the middle of the night, crying hysterically and asking for you to come pick her up, and when you scramble to go get her, more terrified than you’ve ever been in your entire planet ghost life, she just rolls her eyes and tells you that you overreacted and you’re being so embarrassing oh my god varun all my friends are here and they’re going to think you’re like weird!!!!… I think I would be a little miffed too honestly

moonssnail:

Drew this little griddlehark comic while going through something and I thought I’d share it:)

acousticmalta:

Harrow and Gideon, stupid #1 and #2

sbeana:

the pool scene

sea-of-eden:

baby’s first locked tomb fanart 😳

ancientannoyance:

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happy new year the grief is never-ending but the good news is so is the love (x)

queerente:

these books make less sense now that i’ve read them tbh