because hollywood hair barbie!Alecto gets all the attention but let’s take a moment to look at the other extremely specific doll mentioned here, bride’s dream midge aka this gal:
whose hair John says very specifically was cut into a “weird mullet”
who do we know with red hair that could very well be styled as a mullet? who wears all white? who is mega dead but not quite, made mobile, dressed up and paraded around?
oh right. Kiriona Gaia. the other doll. the less favored doll.