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daturanerium:

Gideon the Ninth and Harrow the Ninth faced out in a Barnes & Noble with two shelftalkers underneath them. The shelf talker for Gideon says "I'm with stupid" with an arrow pointing left, towards Harrow. The shelf talker under Harrow reads, "naught but damnation awaits me; I welcome her with open arms. come, corpse-bride. be mine, in death. ALT

my coworkers are insane